The 15 Minute Musical
First broadcast from 20041027 to 20081203.
15 Minute Musicals are beautifully crafted treats for the ear!
The bitesize yet satisfying musicals take easily identifiable public figures and give them a West End Musical make-over with original, never heard before music that will have both your goose-bumps and the hairs on the back of your neck dancing.
Written by Richie Webb, David Quantick and Dave Cohen, and starring Richie Webb, with Dave Lamb, Mel Hudson and Alex Lowe.
- S04E03 is listed as How Do You Solve A Problem Like Camilla?, but announced in the programme as How Do You Stop A Woman Like Camilla?
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | 01 | Brothers In Arms | 20041027 | 20050601 | The story of Blair and Brown. We join Tony de Blair and Gordon de Brown as they leave squire school looking for a New Labour, and we follow their journey to Number 10 Downing Street. Along the way they encounter Mistress Cherie Booth and Peter son of Mandel. |
| 01 | 02 | Jeffrey! | 20041103 | 20050608 | The rags to riches to rags to riches to etc tale of Jeffrey Archer, who came from nowhere to assume the greatest offices in the land and then went back to nowhere. |
| 01 | 03 | Bollywindsor | 20041110 | 20050615 | A Bhangratastic right royal romp as a young handsome prince aims to prove he is fit to be the heir to the throne. A blend of riotous Bollywood tunes and regal shenanigans. |
| 01 | 04 | Calamity Dave | 20041117 | 20050622 | The story of how Posh and Becks meet as childhood sweethearts, get confused, part, get confused and meet again. Set in the Wild West with an Ohhhhhhh - klahoma style. |
| 01 | 05 | Horror Tory | 20041124 | 20050629 | In Castle Howard, the Tory family are desperate to get back into power and attempt to build the perfect Tory leader. A Gothic 60s spooky rock musical with Frankentory. |
| 01 | 06 LAST | Elton - The Musical | 20041201 | 20050706 | Ben Elton sells his soul to the devil, Andrew Lloyd Webber, in exchange for success. |
| 02 | 01 | Blunketto | 20051214 | Classic Italian Opera - the tragic story of a proud, principled man who was tempted, corrupted and ruined by Presidente Blairmo and then Kimberlino. An aural feast marking the anniversary of Davido Blunketto's first resignation. | |
| 02 | 02 | Simon Smug And The Crap Factory | 20051221 | Simon Cowell welcomes three Golden Meal Ticket winners into his factory where all the sugary sweet, sickly pop music you've ever heard is made. | |
| 02 | 03 | George W Formby Does It Again | 20051228 | 20061227 | Our hero arms himself with a ukulele in his bid to be Vaudeville King of the World. Brother Jeb helps him defeat Senator Al Gore and his crazy balloon animals - but can he defeat the Vaudeville King of the East, Saddam the Conjuror? |
| 02 | 04 | Food | 20060104 | The Kids from Food enrol into the Delia Smith Chef Academy where good food costs less. | |
| 02 | 05 | Nice Hair | 20060111 | A musical account by Robert Kilroy-Silk about Kilroy-Silk the politician, daytime TV Host, newspaper columnist. | |
| 02 | 06 LAST | My Foul-mouthed Lady | 20060118 | 20061228 | Madonna yearns to transform herself from a brash American into a proper English lady with good diction. Guy Ritchie yearns to transform himself from a proper English gentleman with good diction into a cockerney without diction or Hs - cor blimey, luv a duck. Can Professor Higgins help them? Can they become their opposites? Will opposites attract? |
| 03 | 01 | Manager Mia | 20060829 | 20061226 | A look at the escapades of Sven-Goran Eriksson - on and off the pitch.  |
| 03 | 02 | Ss Metaphor | 20060905 | An unbreakable love affair set aboard an unsinkable ship, involving Kate Moss and Pete O'Doherty | |
| 03 | 03 | Oh What A Lovely Blair | 20060912 | 20061225 | A patriotic First World War musical set in the trenches with Field Marshal Corporal Lieutenant General Blair and Sergeant Broon. Trusty sidekick Mandelson and Cherie keep the home fires burning. |
| 03 | 04 | The Court Of King Michael Of Parkinson | 20060919 | King Michael is looking for an heir to take over his chat show throne. Starring Dave Lamb, Alex Lowe, Vicki Pepperdine and Richie Webb | |
| 03 | 05 | The Blue Brothers | 20060926 | 20061229 | The musical follows the quest of Dave Cameron and Boris 'BJ' Johnson to save the Conservative orphanage party. |
| 03 | 06 LAST | The Three Smugateers | 20061003 | 1652, France. Chris Martagnan has a mission - to bring truth, justice and boredom to the world. Martagnan joins the world famous Three Smugateers. | |
| 04 | 01 | Westminster Side Story | 20070919 | 20071224 |   Gordon Brown and David Cameron are the two gang leaders with nothing to fight about.Gordon Brown and David Cameron are the two gang leaders with nothing to fight about. With Mel Hudson, Dave Lamb and Richie Webb |
| 04 | 02 | Life On Noel | 20070926 | 20071225 | Noel Edmonds wakes up in 2007 and is desperate to return to 1973. With Mel Hudson, Dave Lamb and Richie Webb |
| 04 | 03 | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Camilla | 20071003 | 20071226 | Camilla Parker Bowles leaves the convent to help look after Charles Von Windsor's huge family of two boys. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb, Alex Lowe, Vicki Pepperdine |
| 04 | 04 | When You Wish Upon A Car | 20071010 | 20071228 | A tornado dumps Jeremy Clarkson under the rainbow in the car-free and pedestrian-friendly Land of Oz. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb, Vicki Pepperdine |
| 04 | 05 | The Princess And The Frog Chorus | 20071017 | 20071231 | Ringo Starr narrates a tabloid fairytale about Heather, a young princess, and Paul, a not-so-young mega-rich pop prince. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb, Vicki Pepperdine |
| 04 | 06 LAST | Around The World In 15 Minutes | 20071024 | 20080101 | Tony Phileas Blair accepts a bet from Gordon Brown that he can't solve the world's problems in a quarter of an hour. He sets off in a hot air balloon to prove he can. |
| 05 | 01 | Washington High School Musical | 20081105 | Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton compete to be President of Washington High. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb and Vicki Pepperdine | |
| 05 | 02 | Ramsey Todd | 20081112 | Gordon Ramsey Todd, the demon chef of Fleet Street, finds a new ingredient that makes his pies the talk of London Town. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb, Jess Robinson. | |
| 05 | 03 | We're All Going On An Olympic Odyssey | 20081119 | 2012 is fast approaching and the country is relying on Boris Johnson getting the red double-decker bus and Team GB back from Beijing in time for the London Olympics. | |
| 05 | 04 | Cleggarella | 20081126 | Feeling unloved and unnoticed, Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg is granted three wishes. With Richie Webb, Dave Lamb and Jess Robinson. | |
| 05 | 05 | Pappa Pia | 20081203 | Piers Morgan discovers that his father is one of three reality show judges - but which one? | |
| 30 Minute Special | 20061220 | Mark Lawson introduces a documentary showcasing the music of St Richard Von Webber. The highs and lows of a truly outstanding composer are explored through his music and interview. Mark Lawson....Himself Sir Richard Von Webber....Richie Webb |