Afternoon Play: The 29 Worst Minutes Ofraymond Hej

"By Ian McMillan , Barnsley Football Club's poet-in-residence. With Finetime Fontayne as Raymond. Erik, Raymond's dad, the only Norwegian in Barnsley (apart from Dr Ulf, and he got struck off) suggested it to him as he sat in the tin bath in the sauna he'd made in the yard: "I'll tell thee this,

Raymond lad, although a life is a matter of years, the bad things that happen in it are only a matter of minutes." And here it is: Raymond's life, in 60-second bursts.

Songs composed and played by Finetime Fontayne Tuba music composed and played by Oren Marshall Director Chris Wallis"