Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei Sayle delivers stand-up, memoir and philosophy from his Imaginary Sandwich Bar.

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Alexei Sayle delivers stand-up, memoir and philosophy from his Imaginary Sandwich Bar.

Alexei Sayle delivers stand-up, memoir and philosophy from his Imaginary Sandwich Bar.The Godfather of Alternative Comedy delivers a mixture of stand-up, memoir and philosophy from behind the counter of his Imaginary Sandwich Bar.

Episode 1 - Pretending and Sandwiches

Alexei explores his impulse to pretend and love of sandwiches. Along the way he reveals the little known origin of the prawn cocktail, debunks the myth that the Earl of Sandwich was the first person to put a bit of meat between two slices of bread and discusses the hidden depths of Taylor Swift.

Produced by Joe Nunnery

Alexei Sayle explores his impulse to pretend and love of sandwiches.

A BBC Studios Production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2016.

Episode 1 - Pretending & Sandwiches

Alexei Sayle delivers stand-up, memoir and philosophy from his Imaginary Sandwich Bar.

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Episode 2 - Political Beliefs

Alexei explores his political beliefs system, looking back at his childhood in a communist house-hold, his career as a drug-dealer and his physical attraction to Boris Johnson.

Produced by Joe Nunnery

A BBC Studios Production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2016

Alexei explores his political beliefs system, looking back at his childhood in a communist household, and his career as a drug-dealer.

He also ponders his physical attraction to Boris Johnson.

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Alexei reveals the surprising reason he disappeared from our TV screens in the 1990s.

Episode 3 - Careerism

Alexei reveals the surprising reason he disappeared from our TV screens in the 1990's, recounts a chance meeting with Ed Miliband, discusses rampant nepotism in most coveted careers and draws a striking comparisons between capitalism and all you can eat buffets.

Additional Material from Liam Beirne

Produced by Joe Nunnery

Alexei reveals the surprising reason he disappeared from our TV screens in the 1990's, recounts a chance meeting with Ed Miliband, discusses rampant nepotism in most coveted careers and draws a striking comparison between capitalism and all you can eat buffets.

A BBC Studios Production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2016

He also recounts a chance meeting with Ed Miliband, discusses rampant nepotism in most coveted careers and draws a striking comparisons between capitalism and all you can eat buffets.

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Alexei explores the role of the entertainer and explains why he will never go on Strictly.

Episode 4 - History and the Role of the Entertainer

Alexei explores the role of the entertainer. Along the way he explains why he will never go on Strictly Come Dancing, the reason Newsnight needs to be 11 hours long and questions why TV comedy panel shows help rehabilitate the careers of 'war criminals'.

Starring ALEXEI SAYLE, JAKE YAPP, NICHOLAS PARSONS and PAUL MERTON

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Additional Material by Sarah Campbell

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production.

A BBC Studios Production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2016.

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Episode 1 - Britain's Place in the World

Alexei considers Britain's place in the world and discusses his return to stand-up comedy after a 17 year hiatus. Along the way he reveals where all of the Millets shops have gone, discloses the key to reworking old material for a modern audience and offers a compelling argument for Britain losing a war - and soon.

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production.

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2017.

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ALEXEI SAYLE considers the causes and fallout of the 2008 financial crash.

Episode 2 - The Financial Crash

Alexei considers the causes and fall-out of the 2008 financial crash, the appeal of DONALD TRUMP and laments his lack of mainstream success.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Performed by ALEXEI SAYLE with SEAN BAKER

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2017.

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ALEXEI SAYLE considers travel to places both real and imaginary.

Episode 3 - Death and Travel

Alexei considers travel to places both real and imaginary. Along the way he reveals why Radio 4 is a staple for Merchant seamen, how to get a cheap drink in the centre of Paris and the impulses he must fight when on holiday.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE with additional material from BEN PARTRIDGE.

Performed by ALEXEI SAYLE with IAN SMITH

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production.

Along the way he reveals why BBC Radio 4 is a staple for Merchant seamen, how to get a cheap drink in the centre of Paris and the impulses he must fight when on holiday.

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2017.

Written and performed by the Godfather of Alternative Comedy, Alexei Sayle.

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Alexei considers how one might live an ethical life.

Alexei considers how one might live an ethical life, recounts the difficulties he faced when tracking down his lost cat and pays penance for a feud with another performer.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Performed by ALEXEI SAYLE

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

Written and performed by the Godfather of Alternative Comedy, Alexei Sayle.

Episode 4 - La Vie Moral

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Alexei Sayle offers his thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn and the left and laments the decline of small business.

And what can the 1997 film Starship Troopers teach all of us?

Written and performed by the Godfather of Alternative Comedy, Alexei Sayle.

Music and Lyrics by Tim Sutton.

Alexei offers his thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn and the left and laments the decline of small business. From September 2019.

Alexei offers his thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn and the Left, laments the decline of small business and explains what the 1997 film Starship Troopers can teach us all.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Performed by ALEXEI SAYLE

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2019.

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Alexei tells the story of a long lost tin of pâté, and offers his thoughts on the gig economy.

He also reveals what he believes to be the secret war being waged by the old on the young...

Alexei Sayle tells the story of a long lost tin of pâté and offers his thoughts on the gig economy. From September 2019.

Alexei tells the story of a long-lost tin of pâté, offers his thoughts on the gig economy and reveals what he believes to be the secret war being waged by the old on the young.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2019.

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Alexei considers the roots of his rage and resentment.

He explores the dangers of magical thinking and contemplates what the philosophies of Bertholt Brecht could offer Premier League football.

Alexei Sayle ponders what Bertholt Brecht's philosophies could offer the Premier League, and the root of his rage. From 2019.

Alexei considers the roots of his rage and resentment, explores the dangers of magical thinking and contemplates what the philosophies of Bertholt Brecht could offer Premier League football.

Written by ALEXEI SAYLE

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

A BBC Studios Production, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2019.

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Alexei outlines his problem with Morecambe and Wise, and discusses his issues with the Trade Unions.

Plus he offers a fable taught by the Zen Master Wudang mountains in China.

A BBC Studios Production, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2019.

Alexei Sayle outlines his problem with some of comedy's sacred cows, plus his issues with the Trade Unions. From 2019.

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Alexei considers the role of the police force, and discusses his own involvement in the ‘spy cops' scandal.

Plus, he draws comparisons between President Assad and a beloved British comedian and details his seven stages of grief post the 2019 general election.

A mixture of stand-up, memoir, and philosophy from behind the counter of an imaginary sandwich bar.

Music and lyrics by Tim Sutton.

A BBC Studios Production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in October 2022.

Alexei considers the role of the police force using stand-up, memoir and philosophy.

Alexei considers the role of the police force, and discusses his own involvement in the ‘spy cops' scandal. From 2022.

Alexei considers the role of the police force, discusses his own involvement in the ‘spy cops' scandal, draws comparisons between President Assad and a beloved British comedian and details his seven stages of grief post the 2019 general election.

With original music and lyrics from Tim Sutton.

Produced by JOE NUNNERY

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Alexei contemplates the revolving door between politics and big business and makes a case for becoming the UK's defence minister.

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in October 2022.

Alexei discusses the revolving door between politics and big business and ponders becoming the UK's defence minister. From 2022.

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Alexei discusses the motivations of the rich and considers a historic counter-factual involving a young Jacob Rees Mogg.

A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2022.

Alexei discusses the motivations of the rich and considers a historic counter-factual with a young Jacob Rees-Mogg. From 2022.

A mixture of stand-up, memoir, and philosophy from behind the counter of an imaginary sandwich bar.

Produced by JOE NUNNERY.

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Alexei explores the place that repetition holds in our culture, discusses his time as an author on the arts centre circuit and debuts a new slam poem entitled “I Hate Keir Starmer??.

A mixture of stand-up, memoir, and philosophy from behind the counter of an imaginary sandwich bar.

Additional material by Tom Whyman.

Produced by Joe Nunnery.

Alexei explores the place that repetition holds in our culture, discusses his time as an author on the arts centre circuit and debuts a new slam poem entitled “I Hate Kier Starmer??.

A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2022.

Alexei explores repetition, discusses his time as an author on the arts centre circuit and debuts a new slam poem. From 2022.

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Alexei Sayle returns for a new series of stand-up, philosophy and memoir as he welcomes made-up customers to buy illusory snacks in his imaginary sandwich bar

In this first episode, Alexei reflects on changes of government, global power struggles and the time he made up gossip for a living.

Producer - Richard Morris

Production Co-ordinator - Jodie Charman

Changes of government, global power struggles and making up gossip for a living

In this first episode, Alexei reflects on global power struggles, changes of government and the time he made up gossip for a living.

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In this episode, Alexei recalls his unorthodox upbringing in Liverpool, his subsequent move to London, and a woman called Mrs Cocker who said something that has stuck with him for ever.

The song was written and composed by Tim Sutton with:

Sophie Creaner - clarinet and sax

Tom Ellis - acoustic guitar

Matt Sharp - cello

Producer - Richard Morris

Production Co-ordinator - Jodie Charman

Liverpool, Vietnam and a song about a man called Roger.

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Alexei Sayle returns for a new series of stand-up, philosophy and memoir as he welcomes made-up customers to buy illusory snacks in his imaginary sandwich bar

In this episode Alexei ponders sequels, the pursuit of inspiration and how you can tell if you're old or not.

Written and performed by Alexei Sayle with additional material by Tom Whyman

Producer - Richard Morris

Production Co-ordinator - Jodie Charman

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Alexei Sayle, the godfather of alternative comedy, delivers his inimitable blend of stand-up, philosophy and memoir as he welcomes made-up customers to buy illusory snacks in his imaginary sandwich bar

In this last episode of the current series, Alexei reflects on the nature of charity, our ultimate life quests and a strange house plant that refused to die.

Producer - Richard Morris

Production Co-ordinator - Jodie Charman

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