7 episodes
| Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Gone But Not Forgotten | 20050228 | * 20080407, * 20080408, * 20090302, * 20090303 | Playwright Alan Plater narrates the story of his successful career, through tongue in cheek memories of the projects that were never made. Alan Plater narrates the story of his successful writing career through tongue-in-cheek memories of the projects that were never made. |
| Omnibus | 20080413 | 20080414 | ||
| * 20080413, * 20090308, * 20090309 | Alan Plater narrates the story of his career through memories of projects never made. Alan Plater narrates the tongue-in-cheek story of his successful writing career, with memories of the projects he never made. | |||
| 02 | Alternative Comedy | 20050301 | * 20080408, * 20080409, * 20090303, * 20090304 | Alan Plater remembers some of his unusual performances at university and school, when he entertained the idea of being a comic. Alan Plater reveals why he never became Spike Milligan or Django Reinhardt. |
| 03 | The Wild Pigs Of Thorngumbald | 20050302 | * 20080409, * 20080410, * 20090304, * 20090305 | Alan Plater's career as an architect ends early, but not before he has an encounter with pigs in a cheese-shaped field. Alan Plater's career as an ARCHITECT is nipped in the bud when he decides to become a playwright. |
| 04 | Going Nowhere With Rex | 20050303 | * 20080410, * 20080411, * 20090305, * 20090306 | Alan Plater remembers projects which have never been realised, including a bleak opera and a film with Rex Harrison. Alan Plater and Rex Harrison drink champagne together but fail to see eye-to-eye on a screenplay. |
| 05 LAST | Rest In Peace Everybody | 20050304 | * 20080411, * 20080412, * 20090306, * 20090307 | Alan Plater looks back on his career and remembers a film he nearly made with John Lennon. Two late-night phone calls bring Alan Plater very different news in this concluding autobiographical tale. |
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