He's the world's most famous secret agent (an oxymoron if ever there was one). He's a charmer; he can handle a pistol; he looks good in a bow tie and he has the mind-blowing ability to de-clothe any woman he happens to come in to contact with. But that's enough about Quantick...
During his 50 years of service he's managed to morph in to the bodies of great actors such as Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan - oh, and George Lazenby. Briefly...
We already know how he likes his Martinis; we even know how many hairs he's got on his chest. But do you know which Bond was partial to wearing a wig?
Or how many millions of dollars has the Bond franchise earned over the years? And just how many Shirleys have sung a Bond theme?
Tune in for this new Bond-themed Blagger's Guide with its trademark quick fire gag and spoof ads.