"If he goes to the press I want him to use that picture of me at the Miller's barbecue last Summer"

When Fiona and Steve kidnap her boss's wife to get money to pay off Steve's gambling debts it never occurs to them that she may enjoy being kidnapped or that he won't want to pay the ransom.

A black comedy about not being able to control the universe.

Colin Hoult (Steve) is an actor and stand up comedian and has won a Writers Guild Award with his comedy partner Fergus Craig. Lucinda Raikes (Fiona) is best known for her roles in Green Wing and The Thick of It. Daisy Haggard (Mollie) is a regular in Episodes and Uncle on the BBC.

This is Sarah Cartwright's second play for radio. Her first 'The Means To An End' met with excellent reviews when broadcast.