Episodes
| Series | Episode | First Broadcast | Repeated | Comments |
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| 01 | 01 | 20011123 | 20120821 (BBC7) 20150525 (BBC7) 20150526 (BBC7) 20170307 (BBC7) 20170311 (BBC7) 20211004 (BBC7) 20211005 (BBC7) 20230622 (BBC7) 20230623 (BBC7) 20251231 (BBC7) 20260101 (BBC7) |  Former lovers and now middle aged business partners, Pam and Merv try to get with it by opening a Cyber section in their Vodka and Veggie cafe. Chantal tells all about her latest bit of plastic surgery and Merv tries to persuade Pam that love is more important than the money of her new, yet forever husband Domininc. Oh and the computers get stolen too... Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter. PC Dilkes - ChristopherEtteridge Nev - Geoffrey Joseph Producer: Mario Stylianides Ex-lovers turned cafe-bar owners Pam and Merv discuss love, life and a revamp. Chantal tells all about her latest bit of plastic surgery and Merv tries to persuade Pam that love is more important than the money of her new, yet forever husband Dominic. Ex-lovers turned cafe-bar owners Pam and Merv discuss love, life and a revamp. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From November 2001. |
| 01 | 02 | 20011130 | 20120828 (BBC7) 20150601 (BBC7) 20150602 (BBC7) 20170314 (BBC7) 20211011 (BBC7) 20211012 (BBC7) 20230629 (BBC7) 20230630 (BBC7) 20260107 (BBC7) 20260108 (BBC7) | 
The regulars in the vodka and veggie bar offer him their advice, but Merv has his own ideas on how to woo his ex and attract some customers. Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Christopher Etteridge Nev - Geoffrey Joseph Producer: Mario Stylianides Pam's absent hubby returns, so Merv faces a double-dilemma. Pam's absent hubby returns, so Merv tries to woo his ex and find somewhere to live. Starring Mervyn Stutter. From 2001. The return of Pam's absent husband, Domininc, means that Merv faces the double dilemma of finding a new job and a new place to live. Pam's absent hubby returns, so Merv tries to woo his ex and find somewhere to live. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From November 2001. |
| 01 | 03 | 20011207 | 20120904 (BBC7) 20150608 (BBC7) 20150609 (BBC7) 20170321 (BBC7) 20211018 (BBC7) 20211019 (BBC7) 20230706 (BBC7) 20230707 (BBC7) 20260114 (BBC7) 20260115 (BBC7) | Pam discovers the joy of online dating with Duvet Derek from Luton. Meanwhile Merv launches The Cyber Pass's very own 'Love Byte Night'. Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Christopher Etteridge Nev - Geoffrey Joseph Producer: Mario Stylianides Pam tries online dating and Merv offers a cafe cyber pass for 'Love Byte Night'. Pam tries online dating and Merv offers a cafe cyber pass for 'Love Byte Night'. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From December 2001. |
| 01 | 04 LAST | 20011214 | 20120911 (BBC7) 20150615 (BBC7) 20150616 (BBC7) 20170328 (BBC7) 20211025 (BBC7) 20211026 (BBC7) 20230713 (BBC7) 20230714 (BBC7) 20260121 (BBC7) 20260122 (BBC7) | Dominic's cold hearted decision to turn the Vodka and Veggie cafe into a rehab clinic leads to non-violent direct action from the most unlikeliest of sources... Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Christopher Etteridge Nev - Geoffrey Joseph Producer: Mario Stylianides Merv gains strong support from an unlikely source when the cafe faces closure. Merv gains strong support from an unlikely source when the cafe faces closure. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From December 2001. |
| 02 | 01 | 20030418 | 20121211 (BBC7) 20150706 (BBC7) 20150707 (BBC7) 20170620 (BBC7) 20170624 (BBC7) 20211213 (BBC7) 20211214 (BBC7) 20211218 (BBC7) 20240827 (BBC7) 20240828 (BBC7) | Chantal's biological clock is ticking. She knows she must have a baby and she desperately needs to find a mate. Pamela remembers that feeling only too well. So does Merv and wishes he didn't. But for Chantal the hunt for a suitable piece of trouser is on! Return of the sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Michael Mears Producer: Mario Stylianides First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2003. Back at the Cyber Pass cafe, Chantal's biological clock is ticking, so the hunt is on. Back at the Cyber Pass cafe, Chantal's biological clock is ticking, so the hunt is on. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From March 2003. |
| 02 | 02 | 20030425 | 20121218 (BBC7) 20150713 (BBC7) 20150714 (BBC7) 20170627 (BBC7) 20211220 (BBC7) 20211221 (BBC7) 20240903 (BBC7) 20240904 (BBC7) | Merv is becoming very aware that those he once described as 'old' will soon include himself. Has he prepared for this? Has he ever really thought about it? No - he's still struggling with the idea of being a menopausal flower child. So what does a penniless Child of The Sixties do as a pensioner? Go back to the garden of course. Merv tries out the Commune again. Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Michael Mears Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Producer: Mario Stylianides Feeling old and penniless, 1960s flower child Merv decides to return to his garden roots. Feeling old and penniless, 1960s flower child Merv decides to return to his garden roots. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From April 2003. |
| 02 | 03 | 20030502 | 20121225 (BBC7) 20150720 (BBC7) 20150721 (BBC7) 20170704 (BBC7) 20211227 (BBC7) 20211228 (BBC7) 20240910 (BBC7) 20240911 (BBC7) | Pamela hoists the Union Flag to commemorate the demise of Thatcher and a tidal wave of competitive capitalism engulfs the bistro. The CyberPass becomes a lean machine as Merv goes on a course and creates an internal market. Dibden gets a Loyalty Card for Services to Drink. Chantal sells Free Range Adult Magazines and even Neville takes to the street in a surge of private enterprise. Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Michael Mears Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Producer: Mario Stylianides Competitive capitalism engulfs the CyberPass Bistro as Merv creates an internal market. Competitive capitalism engulfs the CyberPass Bistro as Merv creates an internal market. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2003. |
| 02 | 04 LAST | 20030509 | 20130108 (BBC7) 20150727 (BBC7) 20150728 (BBC7) 20170711 (BBC7) 20220103 (BBC7) 20220104 (BBC7) 20240917 (BBC7) 20240918 (BBC7) | The belated burning of bras hits the bistro as Pamela suddenly realises that all the men in her life have been hopeless. Merv disagrees - he is one of them. Dilkes discovers murder most foul - a dead chicken. Neville discovers Nigella Lawson and Pamela renounces the Oven and embraces the Coven. Edith is happy to get her kit off. Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv - Mervyn Stutter PC Dilkes - Michael Mears Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Producer: Mario Stylianides Pamela has had enough of men, including Merv, so she joins a women's group. Pamela's had enough of men, including Merv, so takes action. Pamela has had enough of men, including Merv, so she joins a women's group. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2003. |
| 03 | 01 | 20040514 | 20130122 (BBC7) 20130123 (BBC7) 20151026 (BBC7) 20151027 (BBC7) 20170829 (BBC7) 20170830 (BBC7) 20220321 (BBC7) 20220322 (BBC7) 20241029 (BBC7) 20241030 (BBC7) | Like many a menopausal flower child before him, Merv discovers his inner cowboy. This, plus a surprise gift from his uncle Lonesome Larry Pond has him dreaming of the open road again. But can you park a horse on double yellows? Return of the sitcom set in ‘Cyber Pass', an internet café. Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Various - Geoffrey McGivern Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy. An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2004. |
| 03 | 02 | 20040521 | 20130129 (BBC7) 20130130 (BBC7) 20151102 (BBC7) 20151103 (BBC7) 20170905 (BBC7) 20170906 (BBC7) 20220328 (BBC7) 20220329 (BBC7) 20241105 (BBC7) 20241106 (BBC7) | Burglars have struck at the CyberPass bistro. So Merv sits up alone to confront them. Who is it? What do they want? And what will he actually do when they come? Someone has got Merv by the Delias. Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Various - Geoffrey McGivern Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action. When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2004. |
| 03 | 03 | 20040528 | 20130205 (BBC7) 20130206 (BBC7) 20151109 (BBC7) 20151110 (BBC7) 20170911 (BBC7) 20170912 (BBC7) 20220404 (BBC7) 20220405 (BBC7) 20241112 (BBC7) 20241113 (BBC7) | The peace and tranquility of the CyberPass cafe is suddenly shaken to the core. A huge emotional trauma engulfs them all - Neville is dumped by his girlfriend. Oh hold the front page! Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Various - Geoffrey McGivern Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls The CyberPass cafe is shaken by Neville's shock news that his girlfriend has dumped him. The CyberPass cafe is shaken by Neville's shock news that his girlfriend has dumped him. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2004. |
| 03 | 04 | 20040604 | 20130212 (BBC7) 20130213 (BBC7) 20151116 (BBC7) 20151117 (BBC7) 20170918 (BBC7) 20170919 (BBC7) 20220411 (BBC7) 20220412 (BBC7) 20241119 (BBC7) 20241120 (BBC7) | If Isaac Newton had been a middle aged woman he would have discovered gravity much sooner. But would he have joined a gym? Fat is a feminist issue and everybody else's when Pamela takes action. Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Various - Geoffrey McGivern Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May 2004. Fat is a feminist issue for Pam, and for everyone else when she declares war on gravity. Fat is a feminist issue for Pam, and for everyone else when she declares war on gravity. Stars Mervyn Stutter. From May 2004. |
| 03 | 05 | 20040611 | 20130219 (BBC7) 20130220 (BBC7) 20151123 (BBC7) 20151124 (BBC7) 20170925 (BBC7) 20170926 (BBC7) 20220418 (BBC7) 20220419 (BBC7) 20241126 (BBC7) 20241127 (BBC7) | If Reunions are a bad idea, why do we have them? Is it to check our success against the others or is it just the hope of exploring some unresolved nooky behind the bikes sheds with Becky from 5B. Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls Reunions top the agenda at the CyberPass bistro, but are they such a good idea? Reunions top the agenda at the CyberPass bistro, but are they such a good idea? Stars Mervyn Stutter. From June 2004. |
| 03 | 06 LAST | 20040618 | 20130226 (BBC7) 20130227 (BBC7) 20151130 (BBC7) 20151201 (BBC7) 20171002 (BBC7) 20171003 (BBC7) 20220425 (BBC7) 20220426 (BBC7) 20241203 (BBC7) 20241204 (BBC7) | Merv has always worn jeans, so why does Pam want to take him shopping? The conclusion of the sitcom set in the Cyber Pass' internet café. Merv - Mervyn Stutter Nev - Gyuri Sarossy Dilkes - Chris Ettridge Songs by Mervyn Stutter. Performed by Swamp Things. Producer: Simon Nicholls Merv has always worn jeans, so why does Pam want to take him shopping? From June 2004. Merv has always worn jeans, so why does Pam want to take him shopping? Stars Mervyn Stutter and Lill Roughley. From June 2004. |