Episodes
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Comments |
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| 01 | 01 | Dangerous Minds | 20130712 | 20130712 (BBC7) 20160727 (BBC7) 20160728 (BBC7) 20160730 (BBC7) 20180628 (BBC7) 20180629 (BBC7) 20180630 (BBC7) |  Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering dad does not quite go to plan. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering Dad doesn't go quite as he'd have liked. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (from Slade) Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel.... Nick Walker The Guv.... Sinead Keenan Jermain....Leon Herbert Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.... Noddy Holder Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. New sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO and its laziest make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (yes - that Noddy Holder). Episode 1: Dangerous Minds Writer: Dave Lamb " A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4." |
| 01 | 02 | Dangerous Driving | 20130719 | 20130719 (BBC7) 20160803 (BBC7) 20160804 (BBC7) 20180705 (BBC7) 20180706 (BBC7) | Britain's longest-serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on dangerous drivers. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Our heroes decide to act on dangerous driving in the town - starting with their wheel-spinning American colleague, Jermain. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel.... Nick Walker The Guv.... Sinead Keenan Jermain....Leon Herbert Bernie....Chris Emmett Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. New sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO and its laziest make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories) and Nick Walker. Episode 2: Dangerous Driving " A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4." |
| 01 | 03 | Dangerous Posters | 20130726 | 20130726 (BBC7) 20160810 (BBC7) 20160811 (BBC7) 20180712 (BBC7) 20180713 (BBC7) | The useless officers' crackdown on fly-posting leads to a disappearance. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. The useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of Daddy Warbucks - and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel.... Nick Walker The Guv.... Sinead Keenan Jermain....Leon Herbert Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad:....Noddy Holder Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. Nigel....Nick Walker The Guv....Sinead Keenan Geoff............................Richie Webb Nigel............................ Nick Walker The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan Jermain.........................Leon Herbert Bernie...........................Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad:...........................Noddy Holder New sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO and Britain's laziest make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (yes - that Noddy Holder). This week, the useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of "Daddy Warbucks" and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig. Writer: Dave Lamb This week, the useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of ""Daddy Warbucks"" and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig. A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4." |
| 01 | 04 LAST | Dangerous Dogs | 20130802 | 20130802 (BBC7) 20160817 (BBC7) 20160818 (BBC7) 20180719 (BBC7) 20180720 (BBC7) | Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on a local drugs racket. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel.... Nick Walker The Guv.... Sinead Keenan Jermain....Leon Herbert Bernie....Chris Emmett Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. New sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO and Britain's laziest make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories) & Nick Walker. This week, our heroes are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket. " A Top Dog Production for BBC Radio 4." |
| 02 | 01 | Sinkhole | 20141126 | 20190711 (BBC7) 20190712 (BBC7) 20190713 (BBC7) 20210616 (BBC7) 20210617 (BBC7) | When an enormous sinkhole opens up, the useless police officers need to do a little more than look into it. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker The Guv....Sinead Keenan Nina....Pooja Shah Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder Produced by Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in November 2014. When an enormous sinkhole opens up, the police need to do a bit more than 'look into it'. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder Producer: Steve Doherty Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing. |
| 02 | 02 | Vice | 20141203 | 20190718 (BBC7) 20190719 (BBC7) 20210623 (BBC7) 20210624 (BBC7) | This week, the tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when The Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch. Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda? Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker The Guv....Sinead Keenan Nina....Pooja Shah Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 in December 2014. Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder |
| 02 | 03 | Blackmail | 20141210 | 20190725 (BBC7) 20190726 (BBC7) 20210630 (BBC7) 20210701 (BBC7) | A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad. Will the stench of corruption overpower the whiff of lager at the inter-force darts tournament? Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO -and Britain's laziest - make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder Producer: Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014. Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing. Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker The Guv....Sinead Keenan Nina....Pooja Shah Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder |
| 02 | 04 LAST | Burglaries | 20141217 | 20190801 (BBC7) 20190802 (BBC7) 20210707 (BBC7) 20210708 (BBC7) | Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO -and Britain's laziest - make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. This week, Nigel has taken up free running in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work. But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand cream thief? Cast: Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker The Guv....Sinead Keenan Nina....Pooja Shah Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder Produced by Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief? Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. Geoff....Richie Webb Nigel....Nick Walker Bernie....Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad....Noddy Holder Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO -and Britain's laziest - make quite a pairing. Written by Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker, Chris Emmett and Noddy Holder. This week, Nigel has taken up free running in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work. But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand cream thief? Cast: Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder Produced by Steve Doherty A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief? Sitcom by Dave Lamb. Britain's longest-serving PCSO is paired with Britain's laziest. |