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Dangerous Minds

20130712

20160727 (BBC7)
20160728 (BBC7)
20160730 (BBC7)
20180628 (BBC7)
20180629 (BBC7)
20180630 (BBC7)
20140411 (R4)

Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering Dad doesn't go quite as he'd have liked.

Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)

Starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (from Slade)

Geoff............................Richie Webb

Nigel............................ Nick Walker

The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan

Jermain.........................Leon Herbert

Bernie...........................Chris Emmett

Geoff's Dad.................. Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.

Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering dad does not quite go to plan.

Dangerous Driving

20130719

20160803 (BBC7)
20160804 (BBC7)
20180705 (BBC7)
20180706 (BBC7)
20140418 (R4)

Our heroes decide to act on dangerous driving in the town - starting with their wheel-spinning American colleague, Jermain.

Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)

Geoff............................Richie Webb

Nigel............................ Nick Walker

The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan

Jermain.........................Leon Herbert

Bernie...........................Chris Emmett

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.

Britain's longest-serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on dangerous drivers.

Dangerous Posters

20130726

20160810 (BBC7)
20160811 (BBC7)
20180712 (BBC7)
20180713 (BBC7)
20140425 (R4)

The useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of 'Daddy Warbucks' - and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig.

Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)

Geoff............................Richie Webb

Nigel............................ Nick Walker

The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan

Jermain.........................Leon Herbert

Bernie...........................Chris Emmett

Geoff's Dad:...........................Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.

The useless officers' crackdown on fly-posting leads to a disappearance.

04 LAST

Dangerous Dogs

20130802

20160817 (BBC7)
20160818 (BBC7)
20180719 (BBC7)
20180720 (BBC7)
20140502 (R4)

The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.

Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)

Geoff............................Richie Webb

Nigel............................ Nick Walker

The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan

Jermain.........................Leon Herbert

Bernie...........................Chris Emmett

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.

Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on a local drugs racket.

Sinkhole

20141126

20190711 (BBC7)
20190712 (BBC7)
20190713 (BBC7)
20210616 (BBC7)
20210617 (BBC7)
20230426 (BBC7)
20230427 (BBC7)

When an enormous sinkhole opens up, useless police officers Geoff and Nigel need to do a little more than just 'look into it'.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom.

Nina - Pooja Shah

Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder

Dave Lamb is the voice of Channel 4 TV's Come Dine With Me.

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2014.

Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing.

Vice

20141203

20190718 (BBC7)
20190719 (BBC7)
20210623 (BBC7)
20210624 (BBC7)
20230503 (BBC7)
20230504 (BBC7)

The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when The Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch.

Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Geoff...............Richie Webb

Nigel...............Nick Walker

The Guv..........Sinead Keenan

Nina................Pooja Shah

Bernie.............Chris Emmett

Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014.

Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing.

Blackmail

20141210

20190725 (BBC7)
20190726 (BBC7)
20210630 (BBC7)
20210701 (BBC7)
20230510 (BBC7)
20230511 (BBC7)

A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad.

Will the stench of corruption overpower the whiff of lager at the inter-force darts tournament?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Geoff...............Richie Webb

Nigel...............Nick Walker

The Guv..........Sinead Keenan

Nina................Pooja Shah

Bernie.............Chris Emmett

Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014.

04 LAST

Burglaries

20141217

20190801 (BBC7)
20190802 (BBC7)
20210707 (BBC7)
20210708 (BBC7)
20230517 (BBC7)
20230518 (BBC7)

Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work.

But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Nina - Pooja Shah

Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014.

Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief?

Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work.

But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Nina - Pooja Shah

Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014.

Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief?

Episodes

Series	Episode	Title	First Broadcast	Repeated	Comments
01	01	Dangerous Minds	20130712	20160727 (BBC7) 20160728 (BBC7) 20160730 (BBC7) 20180628 (BBC7) 20180629 (BBC7) 20180630 (BBC7) 20140411 (R4)	Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering Dad doesn't go quite as he'd have liked. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Starring Richie Webb (Horrible Histories), Nick Walker and Noddy Holder (from Slade) Geoff............................Richie Webb Nigel............................ Nick Walker The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan Jermain.........................Leon Herbert Bernie...........................Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.................. Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. Geoff's decision to finally rebel against his domineering dad does not quite go to plan.
01	02	Dangerous Driving	20130719	20160803 (BBC7) 20160804 (BBC7) 20180705 (BBC7) 20180706 (BBC7) 20140418 (R4)	Our heroes decide to act on dangerous driving in the town - starting with their wheel-spinning American colleague, Jermain. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff............................Richie Webb Nigel............................ Nick Walker The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan Jermain.........................Leon Herbert Bernie...........................Chris Emmett A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. Britain's longest-serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on dangerous drivers.
01	03	Dangerous Posters	20130726	20160810 (BBC7) 20160811 (BBC7) 20180712 (BBC7) 20180713 (BBC7) 20140425 (R4)	The useless officers' crackdown on fly posting leads to the disappearance of 'Daddy Warbucks' - and the sight of Bernie in a bright red wig. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff............................Richie Webb Nigel............................ Nick Walker The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan Jermain.........................Leon Herbert Bernie...........................Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad:...........................Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. The useless officers' crackdown on fly-posting leads to a disappearance.
01	04 LAST	Dangerous Dogs	20130802	20160817 (BBC7) 20160818 (BBC7) 20180719 (BBC7) 20180720 (BBC7) 20140502 (R4)	The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket. Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me) Geoff............................Richie Webb Nigel............................ Nick Walker The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan Jermain.........................Leon Herbert Bernie...........................Chris Emmett A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4. Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSO pairing take on a local drugs racket.
02	01	Sinkhole	20141126	20190711 (BBC7) 20190712 (BBC7) 20190713 (BBC7) 20210616 (BBC7) 20210617 (BBC7) 20230426 (BBC7) 20230427 (BBC7)	When an enormous sinkhole opens up, useless police officers Geoff and Nigel need to do a little more than just 'look into it'. Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker. Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. Nina - Pooja Shah Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder Dave Lamb is the voice of Channel 4 TV's Come Dine With Me. A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2014. Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing.
02	02	Vice	20141203	20190718 (BBC7) 20190719 (BBC7) 20210623 (BBC7) 20210624 (BBC7) 20230503 (BBC7) 20230504 (BBC7)	The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when The Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch. Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda? Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest. Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker. Written by Dave Lamb. Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014. Sitcom where Britain's longest serving PCSO, and Britain's laziest, make quite a pairing.
02	03	Blackmail	20141210	20190725 (BBC7) 20190726 (BBC7) 20210630 (BBC7) 20210701 (BBC7) 20230510 (BBC7) 20230511 (BBC7)	A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad. Will the stench of corruption overpower the whiff of lager at the inter-force darts tournament? Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest. Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker. Written by Dave Lamb. Geoff...............Richie Webb Nigel...............Nick Walker The Guv..........Sinead Keenan Nina................Pooja Shah Bernie.............Chris Emmett Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014.
02	04 LAST	Burglaries	20141217	20190801 (BBC7) 20190802 (BBC7) 20210707 (BBC7) 20210708 (BBC7) 20230517 (BBC7) 20230518 (BBC7)	Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work. But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief? Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest. Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker. Written by Dave Lamb. Nina - Pooja Shah Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014. Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief? Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work. But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief? Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest. Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker. Written by Dave Lamb. Nina - Pooja Shah Geoff's Dad - Noddy Holder A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014. Can Britain's longest serving and laziest PCSOs catch a mystery hand-cream thief?