Kenny Everett - Captain Kremmen

Episodes

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01There's Something Up There2012100120141222 (BBC7)
20141223 (BBC7)
Evil monsters await the supreme spaceman and his crew, the voluptuous Carla and boffin Dr Gitfinger.

It's blast off for the world's most fabulous man, Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen.

With an IQ of 498 and a height of 6ft 10 inches, he's a Supreme Athlete, a Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain and Genius.

Just like Kenny, Captain Kremmen was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1950.

Kenny Everett's lovingly crafted sci-fi serial made its debut on London's Capital Radio in 1976.

Evil monsters await the supreme spaceman, the voluptuous Carla and boffin Dr Gitfinger.

02Inside The Thing2012100220141223 (BBC7)
20141224 (BBC7)
Donning spacesuits, Kremmen and Carla tread boldly to investigate the mysterious thingy.
03Trust Me, I'm A Doctor2012100320141224 (BBC7)
20141225 (BBC7)
Inside the strange vessel, Kremmen and Carla embark on a mystery trip with Dr Gitfinger.
04Crashing At The Thargoids'2012100420141225 (BBC7)
20141226 (BBC7)
Crash landing on the mystery planet, Kremmen and his crew meet their horrible hosts.
05The Pain Of Strain Falls Mainly On The Brain2012100520141226 (BBC7)
20141227 (BBC7)
Held hostage for their brains, can Kremmen and his crew evade their evil captors?
06There's No Place Like Dome2012100820141229 (BBC7)
20141230 (BBC7)
Kremmen, Carla and Gitfinger must find a way to escape from the planet of the Thargoids.

Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen is the world's most fabulous man.

With an IQ of 498 and a height of 6ft 10 inches, he's a Supreme Athlete, a Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain and Genius.

Just like Kenny, Captain Kremmen was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1950.

Kenny Everett's lovingly crafted sci-fi serial made its debut on London's Capital Radio in 1976.

07Throbbing Into Action2012100920141230 (BBC7)
20141231 (BBC7)
Kremmen, Carla and Gitfinger escape from the Thargoids, but they unleash a deadly weapon.
08One Whiff Equals Instant Death2012101020141231 (BBC7)
20150101 (BBC7)
The Earthmen escape, but the smelliest substance in the universe is heading their way.
09Sensational Solution2012101120150101 (BBC7)
20150102 (BBC7)
The Earthmen's ship is hit by the deadly putron ray. Can our hero find an antidote?
10Something Vibrating2012101220150102 (BBC7)
20150103 (BBC7)
The Earthmen overcome the deadly putron ray, but they're not clear of the Thargoids yet.
11Kremmen Kneels For No-one1976000020150105 (BBC7)
20150106 (BBC7)
The Earthmen defeat the deadly putron ray, but the Thargoids have an even nastier surprise.

Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen is the world's most fabulous man.

With an IQ of 498 and a height of 6ft 10 inches, he's a Supreme Athlete, a Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain and Genius.

Just like Kenny, Captain Kremmen was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1950.

Kenny Everett's lovingly crafted sci-fi serial made its debut on London's Capital Radio in 1976.

12Summoning Up A Whopper1976000020150106 (BBC7)
20150107 (BBC7)
The Earthmen are banished to Sunaru 9, where they are greeted by a reception committee.
13Carla Pulls A Master Stroke2015010720150108 (BBC7)Carla fears the worst, but after a rummage, our hero thinks there might be a way out.
14Carla's Doobrie Brings Relief2015010820150109 (BBC7)One of Carla's knick-knacks proves helpful in summoning help.
15The President Unleashes An Awesome Weapon2015010920150110 (BBC7)Our hero makes contact with Earth, and learns that there may be a mighty price to pay.
16Carla Awaits The End2015011220150113 (BBC7)Earth's safety depends on our heroes on the Mud Moon. But can they escape themselves?

Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen is the world's most fabulous man.

With an IQ of 498 and a height of 6ft 10 inches, he's a Supreme Athlete, a Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain and Genius.

Just like Kenny, Captain Kremmen was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1950.

Kenny Everett's lovingly crafted sci-fi serial made its debut on London's Capital Radio in 1976.

17Penetration Imminent2015011320150114 (BBC7)Our heroes hatch an escape plan to head for Thargoidia and disable the planet's shield.
18Have Weapon, Will Wreak Havoc2015011420150115 (BBC7)Weapon in hand, our hero aims to wreak havoc against the deadly Thargoid menace.
19Something Nasty In The Throne Room2015011520150116 (BBC7)Our hero battles his way to the Thargoid throne room, where a nasty surprise awaits.
20Firing Blanks? It's Not The End Of The World2015011620150117 (BBC7)What would you do if the universe was to end in two minutes? Our hero has the answer.
21Back To Home Base For Decoration2015011920150120 (BBC7)Our hero heads home to be decorated. Is there a medal big enough for his manly chest?

Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen is the world's most fabulous man.

With an IQ of 498 and a height of 6ft 10 inches, he's a Supreme Athlete, a Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain and Genius.

Just like Kenny, Captain Kremmen was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1950.

Kenny Everett's lovingly crafted sci-fi serial made its debut on London's Capital Radio in 1976.

22A Hero's Welcome... An Alien's Threat2015012020150121 (BBC7)A rapturous welcome for our hero, but Gort has something up one of his many sleeves.
23Gort: The Ugly Truth2015012120150122 (BBC7)Gort gets his bumps felt. Meantime, Carla goes back the Kremmen's apartment.
24Gort Uncaught2015012220150123 (BBC7)Kremmen and Carla head for the Pleasure Planet, but what is lurking among their smalls?
25A Sticky End2015012320150124 (BBC7)The thrilling conclusion to this space adventure with the World's Most Fabulous Man.