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Harry Hill has his work cut out when inspectors arrive to rate his prison, the Egg.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Harry Hill runs Britain's remotest prison, The Egg, along with his two assistants, Peter and Anne. But escape rates have gotten out of control and so the government has decided to send two inspectors to look things over.

Will Harry and his team survive their strenuous checks? Find out in "Life on Egg".

Harry.... Harry Hill
Anne.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
Minister.... Alison Belbin
Tim.... Jason Forbes
Skulk.... Jason Forbes
Jones.... Dan Maier

Written by Dan Maier

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2017.

Harry Hill runs Britain's remotest prison, The Egg, along with his two assistants, Peter and Anne. But escape rates have gotten out of control and so the government has decided to send two inspectors to look things over. Will Harry and his team survive their strenuous checks? Find out in "Life on Egg".

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production.

Harry Hill has his work cut out when inspectors arrive to rate his prison, the Egg.

Harry Hill runs Britain's remotest prison, The Egg, along with his two assistants, Peter and Anne. But escape rates have gotten out of control and so the government has decided to send two inspectors to look things over. Will Harry and his team survive their strenuous checks? Find out in "Life on Egg".

Written by Dan Maier

Harry Hill runs Britain's remotest prison, The Egg, along with his two assistants, Peter and Anne. But escape rates have gotten out of control and so the government has decided to send two inspectors to look things over. Will Harry and his team survive their strenuous checks? Find out in ""Life on Egg"".

Produced by Sam Michell

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

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20190909 (BBC7)
20190910 (BBC7)
20171220 (R4)
Harry Hill receives new CCTV cameras for the Egg, but they soon malfunction... or do they?

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Harry Hill is the governor of the UK's remotest prison, The Egg. However, his resources are limited, so when there is an incident within the prison he is forced to record it in watercolours.

That's why he is delighted when he receives a brand new CCTV system to monitor goings-on within The Egg. But the system soon malfunctions...and Harry has to think quickly to save the sanity of his team.

Harry.... Harry Hill
Anne.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
Nev.... Jason Forbes
Doubleday.... Jason Forbes
Rev Simone.... Alison Belbin
The Minister.... Alison Belbin

Written by Dan Maier

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2017.

Harry Hill is the governor of the UK's remostest prison, The Egg. However, his resources are limited, so when there is an incident within the prison he is forced to record it in watercolours. That's why he is delighted when he receives a brand new CCTV system to monitor goings-on within The Egg. But the system soon malfunctions...and Harry has to think quickly to save the sanity of his team.

It is written by Dan Maier

The producer is Sam Michell

It's a BBC Studios Production.

Harry Hill is the governor of the UK's remostest prison, The Egg. However, his resources are limited, so when there is an incident within the prison he is forced to record it in watercolours. That's why he is delighted when he receives a brand new CCTV system to monitor goings-on within The Egg. But the system soon malfunctions...and Harry has to think quickly to save the sanity of his team.

It is written by Dan Maier

The producer is Sam Michell

Harry Hill is the governor of the UK's remotest prison, The Egg. However, his resources are limited, so when there is an incident within the prison he is forced to record it in watercolours.

Harry.... Harry Hill
Anne.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
Nev.... Jason Forbes
Doubleday.... Jason Forbes
Rev Simone.... Alison Belbin
The Minister.... Alison Belbin

Written by Dan Maier

Harry Hill receives new CCTV cameras for the Egg, but they soon malfunction... or do they?

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0103Mistress Of Disguise2017122720190916 (BBC7)
20190917 (BBC7)
Harry and the team must find an escaped prisoner. But what does she look like?

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

The Egg, floating on a giant prehistoric egg in the middle of the ocean, is Britain's most remote prison.

So there's no better place to send Patsy Potts, one of the nation's most tricky prisoners, who's a master of disguise and escaped from every other prison they've tried to keep her in. But when Tim arrives on The Egg with Patsy in the helicopter, she's nowhere to be found, and worse, no-one knows what she actually looks like...

Governor Harry.... Harry Hill
Anne.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
The Minister.... Tanya Moodie
Tim the Helicopter Pilot.... Dan Maier
Prisoner Gyles Brandreth.... Gyles Brandreth

Written by Dan Maier

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2017.

The Egg, floating on a giant prehistoric egg in the middle of the ocean, is Britain's most remote prison. So there's no better place to send Patsy Potts, one of the nation's most tricky prisoners, who's a master of disguise and escaped from every other prison they've tried to keep her in. But when Tim arrives on The Egg with Patsy in the helicopter, she's nowhere to be found, and worse, no-one knows what she actually looks like...

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

It is a production from BBC Studios.

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20190924 (BBC7)
Harry Hill stars in this sitcom set in The Egg, Britain's remotest prison, built on a giant prehistoric egg floating in the middle of the ocean.

When famous movie star Brad De Deprrio comes to visit The Egg in order to research a film role, the team are predictably excited to welcome him. But will they be able to put up with his outrageous showbiz demands, especially when he asks to share a cell with The Egg's most dangerous prisoner?

Governor Harry.... Harry Hill
Anne.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
The Minister.... Tanya Moodie
Tim the Helicopter Pilot.... Dan Maier
Brad De Depprio.... Demetri Goritsas

Written by Dan Maier

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2018.

Harry and the team are excited when a movie star comes to The Egg to research a movie role

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Harry Hill stars in this sitcom set in The Egg, Britain's remotest prison, built on a giant prehistoric egg floating in the middle of the ocean.

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Ann
Marek Larwood as Peter
Tanya Moodie as The Minister
Dan Maier as Tim the Helicopter Pilot
and
Demetri Goritsas as Brad De Depprio

Writter: Dan Maier

Production Co-ordinator: Nick Coupe

It is a production from BBC Studios.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

It is a production from BBC Studios.

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When Peter is sent back to the mainland to undergo some urgent diversity training, Harry and Ann are given a replacement guard by The Minister.

Warder Leo Hatchet is a tough, uncompriomising new screw and soon makes his mark on the prison's regime. But in doing so, has he destroyed The Egg's ambiance? And what about Peter? Will The Minister allow him to return to The Egg, if Hatchet's already doing his job quicker and better?

Governor Harry.... Harry Hill
Ann.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
The Minister.... Tanya Moodie
Tim the Helicopter Pilot.... Dan Maier
Warder Leo Hatchet.... Dan Maier
Prisoner Gyles Brandreth.... Gyles Brandreth

Written by Dan Maier.

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2018.

When Peter goes on training, Harry has to contend with a brutally efficient replacement.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Governor Harry.... Harry Hill
Ann.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
The Minister.... Tanya Moodie
Tim the Helicopter Pilot.... Dan Maier
Warder Leo Hatchet.... Dan Maier
Prisoner Gyles Brandreth.... Gyles Brandreth

Written by Dan Maier.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

When Peter is sent back to the mainland to undergo some urgent diversity training, Harry and Ann are given a replacement guard by The Minister. Warder Leo Hatchet is a tough, uncompriomising new screw and soon makes his mark on the prison's regime. But in doing so, has he destroyed The Egg's ambiance? And what about Peter? Will The Minister allow him to return to The Egg, if Hatchet's already doing his job quicker and better?

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

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20191008 (BBC7)
When a rare pair of whales start ramming The Egg as part of their mating ritual, Harry and the team are forced to take evasive action to save the prison.

But their efforts are soon hindered by the arrival of ardent conservationist Jo-Jo Peebles, hell-bent on protecting the whales at any cost. Who will crack first? Harry? Jo-Jo? Or The Egg...?

Governor Harry.... Harry Hill
Ann.... Karen Bartke
Peter.... Marek Larwood
The Minister.... Tanya Moodie
Jo-Jo Peebles.... Tanya Moodie
Tim the Helicopter Pilot.... Dan Maier
Warder Leo Hatchet.... Dan Maier
Prisoner Gyles Brandreth.... Gyles Brandreth

Written by Dan Maier.

Producer: Sam Michell

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2018.

Crisis comes to The Egg when the prison is attacked by a pair of mating whales.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

When a rare pair of whales start ramming The Egg as part of their mating ritual, Harry and the team are forced to take evasive action to save the prison. But their efforts are soon hindered by the arrival of ardent conservationist Jo-Jo Peebles, hell-bent on protecting the whales at any cost. Who will crack first? Harry? Jo-Jo? Or The Egg...?

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

It is a production from BBC Studios.

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in January 2018.

0107Mistress Of Disguise And Method20180215The Egg, floating on a giant prehistoric egg in the middle of the ocean, is Britain's most remote prison. So three's no better place to send Patsy Potts, one of the nation's most tricky prisoners, who's a master of disguise and has escaped from every other prison they've tried to keep her in. But when Tim arrives on The Egg with Patsy in the helicopter, she's nowhere to be found, and worse, no-one knows what she actually looks like...And in the second episode Harry and the team must welcome and look after famous movie actor Brad De Depprio who is with them to research a role for his new blockbuster. But what are they supposed to do when Brad demands to share a cell with The Egg's most dangerous prisoner...?

Cast:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Ann
Marek Larwood as Peter
Tanya Moodie as The Minister
Demetri Goritsas as Brad De Depprio
Dan Maier as Tim the Helicopter Pilot
and
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Gyles Brandreth

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

Harry and the team look for an escaped prisoner and welcome a famous movie star.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

It is a production from BBC Studios.

0108Stand-in And Whale20180222When Peter is sent back to the mainland to undergo some urgent diversity training, Harry and Ann are given a replacement guard by The Minister. Warder Leo Hatchet is a tough, uncompromising new screw and soon makes his mark on the prison's regime. But in doing so, has he destroyed The Egg's ambiance? And what about Peter? Will The Minister allow him to return to The Egg, if Hatchet's already doing his job quicker and better? And in the second episode, The Egg is battered by a pair of mating whales, who are mating rather too enthusiastically. But they are also endangered, so Harry has to think of more creative ways than the harpoon to ward them away from The Egg.

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

Harry has to contend with an annoyingly efficient new warden, and a pair of mating whales.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

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When Peter is sent back to the mainland to undergo some urgent diversity training, Harry and Ann are given a replacement guard by The Minister. Warder Leo Hatchet is a tough, uncompromising new screw and soon makes his mark on the prison's regime. But in doing so, has he destroyed The Egg's ambiance? And what about Peter? Will The Minister allow him to return to The Egg, if Hatchet's already doing his job quicker and better? And in the second episode, The Egg is battered by a pair of mating whales, who are mating rather too enthusiastically. But they are also endangered, so Harry has to think of more creative ways than the harpoon to ward them away from The Egg.

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

It is a production from BBC Studios.

Harry has to contend with an annoyingly efficient new warden, and a pair of mating whales.

0201Oil20190206When an oil field is discovered in the sea near The Egg, the team are excited about the riches that could soon come their way. But their excitement is short-lived when they discover this oil field could actually threaten the very existence of The Egg itself. It'll take all of Harry, Anne and Peter's wit, courage and determination to extricate themselves from this sticky situation. It might also take a guillemot or two.

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Gyles Brandreth
Dan Maier as Admiral Fernandez
and
Sukh Ojla as The Minister

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios Production

Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill. An oil field is discovered near the Egg.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Gyles Brandreth
Dan Maier as Admiral Fernandez
and
Sukh Ojla as The Minister

Written by Dan Maier

Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill. An oil field is discovered near the Egg.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0202Dragon20190213When Governor Harry is accused of not mucking in, he is soon mucking out, bagging up guillemots droppings from The Egg's helipad. But when he finds it hard to open one of the waste bags, Prisoner Gyles Brandreth offers a solution - an invention he made in the prison workshop to open them more easily...an invention so good it could make him millions. So he and the team set about pitching the bag-opening device to Dragons' Den, in the hope of securing funding from Deborah Meaden. Will they end up "bagging" an investment, or will their pitch end in a poo-pooing?

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Gyles Brandreth
Dan Maier as Tim the helicopter pilot
Deborah Meaden as herself
and
Evan Davis as himself

Written by Dan Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios Production

The team pitch a new invention to Dragons' Den. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0203Brother20190220When Peter's brother arrives on The Egg, there is much consternation when he immediately escapes.

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Sukh Ojla as The Minister
Daniel Maier as Tim the helicopter pilot
and
Paul Putner as Sebastian

Written by Daniel Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios Production

Peter's brother arrives on The Egg. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill.

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0204Hold20190227Harry makes a call to customer services. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

Harry makes a call to customer services. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0205Storm20190306A heavy storm leaves The Egg short of food. And the prisoners short of patience. So Harry and his team think up ways to distract them.

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Brandreth
and
Daniel Maier as Tim the helicopter pilot

Written by Daniel Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios Production

A heavy storm leaves The Egg short of food. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.

0206Self-destruct20190313A self-destruct button is found on The Egg, meaning sweaty palms and an itchy finger or two. Meanwhile, an outbreak of imaginary nits amongst the prisoners leads to increasingly desperate measures...

Starring:
Harry Hill as Governor Harry
Karen Bartke as Anne
Marek Larwood as Peter
Gyles Brandreth as Prisoner Brandreth
Paul Putner as Prisoner Birtwistle
and
Daniel Maier as Tim the helicopter pilot

Written by Daniel Maier

Produced by Sam Michell

A BBC Studios Production

A self-destruct button is found on The Egg. Prison-based sitcom starring Harry Hill

Sitcom by Dan Maier starring Harry Hill as the governor of Britain's remotest prison.