The ultimate one man show written and performed by the Goons star 39 episodes
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | 01 | 19840226 | * 20040228 | ||
| 01 | 02 | Horse Jumping | 19840304 | * 20040306 | |
| 01 | 03 | 19840311 | * 20040313, * 20041205, * 20060521, * 20060522 | Tales of the best demolitions abound in the surreal sketch show written by and starring | |
| 01 | 04 | Regional Accents | 19840318 | 19840212, * 20040320 | A BBC trainer coaches individuals with regional accents. More surreal sketches written by and starring |
| 01 | 05 | X7 | 19840325 | 19840329, * 20040327, * 20041107, * 20060423, * 20060424, * 20080206, * 20080207, * 20090417 | Russian spies and a tour of the BBC sound effects department are just two of Russian spies and a tour of the BBC sound effects department are just two of Michael Bentine's surreal sketches. From February 1984. |
| 01 | 06 | Moss Bros | 19840401 | * 20040410 | What do Moss Bros, cricket and clothes hire have in common? |
| 01 | 07 | 19840408 | * 20040417 | First broadcast in April 1984. | |
| 01 | 08 | 19840415 | * 20040424 | Harry Harpic, the washroom attendant of the House of Commons, shares his secrets. | |
| 02 | 198404 | * 20060507, * 20060508 | The ultimate one man show returns for a second series. Written and performed by | ||
| 02 | * 20041121 | The ultimate one man show returns for a second series. First broadcast in April 1984. | |||
| 02 | LAST | 20060528-@@@-bonjour - Arthur Cavity, Collector Of Holes | 198405 | * 20060618, * 20060619, * 20080402, * 20080403 | MB's creations this week include Arthur Cavity, collector of holes and Hector Plasm - Ghosthunter. |
| 02 | International Showtime Opening Night - From Duelling Kings To A Commons' Washroom Attendant | 19840422 | * 20041128, * 20060514, * 20060515, * 20080227, * 20080228, * 20090508 | Visit Sydney Street in | |
| 04 | * 20041212, * 20080312, * 20080313 | The man behind the Telegoons and Potty Time makes his presence felt... Originally broadcast in May 1984. | |||
| 09 | Car | 19840429 | * 20040501 | ||
| 10 | 19840506 | * 20040508 | The man behind the Telegoons and Potty Time makes his presence felt in this edition from May 1984. | ||
| 1984 | * 20041024 | ||||
| 198401 | * 20041017 | ||||
| 198401 | * 20041010 | The ultimate one man show written and performed by the man himself. Originally broadcast Jan 1984. | |||
| Show Jumping - From Playing Doxon Of Dick Green To A Troop Of Beefeaters | 198401 | * 20080116, * 20080117, * 20090327 | |||
| 198402 | * 20041114 | ||||
| 198402 | * 20060409, * 20060410 | ||||
| Macow - Cows Invade The 3rd Act | 198402 | * 20041031, * 20080130, * 20080131, * 20090410 | Cows invade the 3rd Act of Rigilatto at Glyndebourne. | ||
| The Discovery Of Fire - From Playing Dame Nellie Drongo To A Prehistoric Caveman | 198402 | * 20080123, * 20080124, * 20090403 | |||
| Bbc Doorman - A Diplomatic Function, A Monastic Order A | 198404 | * 20080305, * 20080306, * 20090515 | Michael Bentine goes into space and stars as a diplomatic function, a monastic order and briefly as himself. From April 1984. From a monastic order to international space relations - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From April 1984. From a monastic order to international space relations. From April 1984. | ||
| From His Own Father To A Huge, Hairy Mountain Gorilla | 198404 | * 20090501 | |||
| News Reporters And Adventurer Alan Watermain | 198404 | * 20080220, * 20080221 | Punch ups between news reporters and adventurer Alan Watermain - all in the mind of Michael Bentine. From April 1984. | ||
| 198405 | * 20050116 | ||||
| 198405 | * 20060528, * 20060529 | The man behind the Telegoons and Potty Time makes his presence felt. Originally broadcast in May 1984. | |||
| Cricket | 19840226 | 19840301, * 20060430, * 20060501, * 20080213, * 20080214, * 20090424 | Starring | ||
| Frence Lesson - Police Bicycles And Dracula | 19840513 | * 20050102, * 20060604, * 20060605, * 20080319, * 20080320 | One of the Goon Show's founding fathers has a show all to himself! Police bicycles and Dracula feature in this edition from 1984. | ||
| * 20060402, * 20060403 | |||||
| * 20060416, * 20060417 | |||||
| * 20090522 | From Moscow to the mudflats of Muk Muk via a grand stately home. From May 1984. From Moscow to the mudflats of Muk Muk via a grand stately home - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From May 1984. | ||||
| * 20090529 | From tackling Britain's recession to film extra of the century - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From May 1984. From tackling Britain's recession to film extra of the century. From May 1984. | ||||
| * 20090605 | From a murderous martial art to an unexploded double bass. From May 1984. From a murderous martial art to an unexploded double bass - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From May 1984. | ||||
| * 20090612 | [unmatched BBC7 broadcast] From a ghost hunter to a collector of holes - the ultimate one man show. From May 1984. From a ghost hunter to a collector of holes - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From May 1984. | ||||
| Massed Bicycle Pumps | * 20050109, * 20060611, * 20060612, * 20080326, * 20080327 | The murderous martial art of Digitsu and an unexploded German Double Bass feature in this one-man comedy whirlwind. | |||
| Moscow To The Mudflats Of Muk Muk | * 20090522 | From Moscow to the mudflats of Muk Muk via a grand stately home. From May 1984. From Moscow to the mudflats of Muk Muk via a grand stately home - the ultimate one man show, written by the host. From May 1984. | |||
| Slobovia V Great Britain | * 20080109, * 20080110, * 20090320 | The ultimate One Man Show with Michael as a Tibetan mystic, the United Nations, a Russian pilot and occasionally himself. |