Quando, Quando, Quando

Comedy set in a top London hair salon run by brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando.

Episodes

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20060511 (BBC7)The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' trendy hair salon. Just don't mention the size of his head! Episode 1 of 6.
20060512 (BBC7)The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' trendy hair salon. Just don't mention the size of his head! Episode 1 of 6.
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Spies steal a secret formula, thereby upsetting the delicate equilibrium that has existed between them and the Quandos. Episode 4 of 6.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon. Stars RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE. From December 1999.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon. From December 1999.

Spies steal the Quando brothers' secret formula - upsetting the delicate equilibrium that's existed for so long between them and the Quandos.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

The three brothers take action when a secret formula is stolen from their hair salon. Starring RAINER HERSCH.

The three brothers take action when a secret formula is stolen from their hair salon. Starring Rainer Hersch. Episode 4 of 6.

A comedy series written by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maier set in London's finest hair salon, where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients.

4:Spies. Spies steal the Quandos' secret formula, thereby upsetting the delicate equilibrium that has existed for so long between them and the Quandos. With Rainer Hersch , Mark Maier , Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate. Producer Claire Jones

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Comedy set in a top London hair salon run by brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando.

Comedy set in a top London hair salon run by brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando.

The salon is thrown into pandemonium when the president of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim.

The salon is thrown into pandemonium when the president of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim.

Just don't mention the size of his head!

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. From November 1999.

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. Stars RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE. From November 1999.

Join the Quando brothers in their London hair salon. There's mayhem when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim. Episode 1 of 6.

The Quando brothers' hair salon is thrown into pandemonium when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim. No one must mention his enormous head...

The president of Uruguay arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon.

The president of Uruguay arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' trendy hair salon. Just don't mention the size of his head.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' salon. Just don't mention the size of his head! With Rainer Hersch.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' salon. Just don't mention the size of his head! With Rainer Hersch. Episode 1 of 6.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' trendy hair salon. Just don't mention the size of his head. Episode 1 of 6.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie.

'The first in a six-part comedy set in London's finest hair salon where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape. Big Head. The salon is thrown into pandemonium when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim. No one must mention his enormous head. With Rainer Hersch , Mark Maier , Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate. Producer Claire Jones'

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Before the school term starts, the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, as well as some uninvited visitors.

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors.

The Quando brothers' hair salon is inundated with children wanting their haircut before the start of the school-term.

But one of them is accompanied by nits and the result is itchy mayhem...

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors. From November 1999.

Before the school term starts the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, and some uninvited visitors.

Before the school term starts the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, and some uninvited visitors. Episode 2 of 6.

Before the school term starts, the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, as well as some uninvited visitors. Episode 2 of 6.

Written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maier.

'A comedy series set in London's finest hair salon, where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimptheir lucky clients into shape. 2:The Nits.The salon is inundated with children wanting their haircut before the start of the school term. One of them is accompanied by nits and the result is itchy mayhem. With Rainer Hersch , Mark Maier , Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate. Producer Claire Jones'

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When the racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlo is in turmoil, Anthony is in Timbuktu and Charlie is in a world of his own.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon. From November 1999.

Carlo is in turmoil when the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit. With Rainer Hersch.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlos is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit Carlo is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch.

Carlo is in turmoil when the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit. With Rainer Hersch. Episode 3 of 6.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit Carlo is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch. Episode 3 of 6.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlos is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch. Episode 3 of 6.

Written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maier.

A comedy set in London's finest hair salon, where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients.

3: Fishy Business. By Mark Maier and Rainer Hersch. When the racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlo is in turmoil, Anthony is in Timbuktu and Charlie is in a world of his own.

With Rainer Hersch , Mark Maier , Catherine Tate and Stephen Greif. Producer Claire Jones

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The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts.

Brides and grooms are queueing for days in the hope of getting an appointment.

A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears hoping to rekindle their love.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal. From December 1999.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal. Stars RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE. From December 1999.

The salon is offering a special two-for-one marriage deal. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days hoping for a cut. Episode 5 of 6.

The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days in the hope of getting an appointment. A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears unexpectedly, hoping to rekindle their love.

With a special two-for-one marriage deal, brides and grooms queue up at the salon keen for their cuts. Starring RAINER HERSCH.

With a special two-for-one marriage deal, brides and grooms queue up at the salon keen for their cuts. Starring Rainer Hersch. Episode 5 of 6.

Written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie.

A comedy by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maier set in London's finest hair salon, where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients.

5: Love and Marriage. The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days in the hope of getting an appointment. A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears unexpectedly, hoping to rekindle their love. With Rainer Hersch , Mark Maier , Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate. Producer Claire Jones

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When the Christmas snipping gets out of hand and the clients get too crazy, Carlo decides that he has had enough.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed, as they hit the streets.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets. Stars RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE. From December 1999.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets. From December 1999.

The last in the series about the Quando brothers' London hair salon. With RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE. Episode 5 of 6.

The brothers prepare for the Christmas rush at their London hair salon. Starring RAINER HERSCH and CATHERINE TATE.

When the Christmas snipping gets out of hand and the salon clients get too crazy, Carlo decides he's had enough. It's time to do something about it...

When the Christmas snipping gets out of hand and the clients get too crazy, Carlo decides that he has had enough. Episode 6 of 6.

Last in the series about the Quando brothers' London hair salon. With Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. Episode 6 of 6.

The brothers prepare for the Christmas rush at their London hair salon. Starring Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. Episode 6 of 6.

Written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie.

'The final instalment of the comedy series by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maier set in London's finest hair salon, where brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients. The Christmas Rush. When the Christmas snippinggets out of hand and the clients get too crazy, Carlo decides that he has had enough. It is time to do something about it. With Rainer Hersch , MarkMaier, Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate. Producer Claire Jones'