Quando, Quando, Quando

Episodes

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01Big Head1999111320161024 (BBC7)
20161025 (BBC7)
20180311 (BBC7)
20200326 (BBC7)
The Quando brothers' hair salon is thrown into pandemonium when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim. No one must mention his enormous head...

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

The president of Uruguay arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

02The Nits1999112020161031 (BBC7)
20161101 (BBC7)
20180318 (BBC7)
20200402 (BBC7)
The Quando brothers' hair salon is inundated with children wanting their haircut before the start of the school-term.

But one of them is accompanied by nits and the result is itchy mayhem...

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

03Fishy Business1999112720161107 (BBC7)
20161108 (BBC7)
20180325 (BBC7)
20200409 (BBC7)
When the racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlo is in turmoil, Anthony is in Timbuktu and Charlie is in a world of his own.

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

04Spies1999120420161114 (BBC7)
20161115 (BBC7)
20180401 (BBC7)
20200416 (BBC7)
Spies steal the Quando brothers' secret formula - upsetting the delicate equilibrium that's existed for so long between them and the Quandos.

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

05Love And Marriage1999121120161121 (BBC7)
20161122 (BBC7)
20180408 (BBC7)
20200423 (BBC7)
The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days in the hope of getting an appointment. A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears unexpectedly, hoping to rekindle their love.

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1999.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1999.

06 LASTThe Christmas Rush1999121820180415 (BBC7)
20200430 (BBC7)
When the Christmas snipping gets out of hand and the salon clients get too crazy, Carlo decides he's had enough. It's time to do something about it...

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones
First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1999.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

Producer: Claire Jones
First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1999.