Quando, Quando, Quando

Comedy set in a top London hair salon run by brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando.

Episodes

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01Big Head1999111320050620 (BBC7)
20050621 (BBC7)
20060511 (BBC7)
20060512 (BBC7)
20070909 (BBC7)
20070910 (BBC7)
20080709 (BBC7)
20080710 (BBC7)
20090820 (BBC7)
20101119 (BBC7)
20111118 (BBC7)
20130106 (BBC7)
20130107 (BBC7)
20141027 (BBC7)
20141028 (BBC7)
20161024 (BBC7)
20161025 (BBC7)
20180311 (BBC7)

The president of Uruguay arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

The Quando brothers' hair salon is thrown into pandemonium when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim. No one must mention his enormous head...

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

The salon is thrown into pandemonium when the president of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim.

Just don't mention the size of his head!

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

From November 1999.

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. From November 1999.

Uruguay's President arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

Join the Quando brothers in their London hair salon. There's mayhem when the President of Uruguay arrives for his annual trim.

The president of Uruguay arrives at the Quando brothers' hair salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' trendy hair salon. Just don't mention the size of his head.

The President of Uruguay arrives for a trim at the Quandos' salon. Just don't mention the size of his head! With Rainer Hersch.

02The Nits1999112020050627 (BBC7)
20050628 (BBC7)
20060518 (BBC7)
20060519 (BBC7)
20070916 (BBC7)
20070917 (BBC7)
20080716 (BBC7)
20080717 (BBC7)
20090827 (BBC7)
20101126 (BBC7)
20111125 (BBC7)
20130113 (BBC7)
20130114 (BBC7)
20141103 (BBC7)
20141104 (BBC7)
20161031 (BBC7)
20161101 (BBC7)
20180318 (BBC7)

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

The Quando brothers' hair salon is inundated with children wanting their haircut before the start of the school-term.

But one of them is accompanied by nits and the result is itchy mayhem...

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

Before the school term starts, the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, as well as some uninvited visitors.

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

The brothers' salon is swamped by kids and some uninvited visitors. From November 1999.

Before the school term starts the salon is inundated by children wanting their hair cut, and some uninvited visitors.

03Fishy Business1999112720050704 (BBC7)
20050705 (BBC7)
20060525 (BBC7)
20060526 (BBC7)
20070923 (BBC7)
20070924 (BBC7)
20080723 (BBC7)
20080724 (BBC7)
20090903 (BBC7)
20101203 (BBC7)
20111202 (BBC7)
20130120 (BBC7)
20130121 (BBC7)
20141110 (BBC7)
20141111 (BBC7)
20161107 (BBC7)
20161108 (BBC7)
20180325 (BBC7)

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

When the racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlo is in turmoil, Anthony is in Timbuktu and Charlie is in a world of his own.

Brothers Rene, Carlo and Charlie Quando chop, snip and crimp their lucky clients into shape at London's finest hair salon.

Six-part comedy written and performed by Rainer Hersch and Mark Maie. With Stephen Greif and Catherine Tate.

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1999.

When the racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlo is in turmoil, Anthony is in Timbuktu and Charlie is in a world of his own.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

From November 1999.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From November 1999.

Brother Carlos panics when protection racketeers visit the salon. From November 1999.

Carlo is in turmoil when the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit. With Rainer Hersch.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit, Carlos is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch.

When the protection racketeering Fish Brothers pay the Quandos a visit Carlo is in turmoil. With Rainer Hersch.

04Spies1999120420050711 (BBC7)
20050712 (BBC7)
20060601 (BBC7)
20060602 (BBC7)
20070930 (BBC7)
20071001 (BBC7)
20080730 (BBC7)
20080731 (BBC7)
20090910 (BBC7)
20101210 (BBC7)
20111209 (BBC7)
20130127 (BBC7)
20130128 (BBC7)
20141117 (BBC7)
20141118 (BBC7)
20161114 (BBC7)
20161115 (BBC7)
20180401 (BBC7)

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

From December 1999.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From December 1999.

A secret tonic formula is stolen from the brothers' hair salon. From December 1999.

steal a secret formula, thereby upsetting the delicate equilibrium that has existed between them and the Quandos.

The three brothers take action when a secret formula is stolen from their hair salon. Starring Rainer Hersch.

05Love And Marriage1999121120050718 (BBC7)
20050719 (BBC7)
20060608 (BBC7)
20060609 (BBC7)
20071021 (BBC7)
20071022 (BBC7)
20080806 (BBC7)
20080807 (BBC7)
20090917 (BBC7)
20101217 (BBC7)
20111216 (BBC7)
20130203 (BBC7)
20130204 (BBC7)
20141124 (BBC7)
20141125 (BBC7)
20161121 (BBC7)
20161122 (BBC7)
20180408 (BBC7)

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon

The salon is offering special two-for-one cuts.

Brides and grooms are queueing for days in the hope of getting an appointment.

A childhood sweetheart of Rene's appears hoping to rekindle their love.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

From December 1999.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From December 1999.

The queue builds for the brothers' two-cuts-for-one wedding deal. From December 1999.

The salon is offering a special two-for-one marriage deal. Brides and grooms are queuing up for days hoping for a cut.

With a special two-for-one marriage deal, brides and grooms queue up at the salon keen for their cuts. Starring Rainer Hersch.

06 LASTThe Christmas Rush1999121819991224
20050725 (BBC7)
20050726 (BBC7)
20060615 (BBC7)
20060616 (BBC7)
20071028 (BBC7)
20071029 (BBC7)
20080813 (BBC7)
20080814 (BBC7)
20090924 (BBC7)
20101224 (BBC7)
20111223 (BBC7)
20130210 (BBC7)
20130211 (BBC7)
20141201 (BBC7)
20141202 (BBC7)
20180415 (BBC7)

When the Christmas snipping gets out of hand and the clients get too crazy, Carlo decides that he has had enough.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed, as they hit the streets.

Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

From December 1999.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets. Stars Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. From December 1999.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets. From December 1999.

The last in the series about the Quando brothers' London hair salon. With Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate. Episode 5 of 6.

The brothers prepare for the Christmas rush at their London hair salon. Starring Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

Last in the series about the Quando brothers' London hair salon. With Rainer Hersch and Catherine Tate.

The brothers' festive flurry is curtailed as they hit the streets.

Series about the Quando brothers who run a London hair salon