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Sitcom, starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath , a newspaper-recycling and animal-adopting blood donor who likes to see himself as a good person - but currently works as an arms dealer. n Sarah Smart

Producer Dawn Ellis

1/4. Show Me You Care

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna - Joanna Page

Boris - Lewis Macleod

Judith - Sarah Smart

Mother - Brigit Forsyth

Mr Njai - Ben Onwukwe

Followed by News.

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Mother ...... Brigit Forsyth

Sophie ...... Catherine Shepherd

Followed by News.

3/4. Loose Lips Sink Ships

Judith's new boyfriend Ol turns out not to be the man everyone thought he was. Simon discovers that he has been taped giving out highly secret and sensitive information.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Angela ...... Brigit Forsyth

Ol ...... Nicholas Boulton

Followed by News.

4/4. Whatever Happened to the Unlikely Lad?

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Angela ...... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall ...... John Dougal

Followed by News.

Producer Dawn Ellis

1/4. Show Me You Care

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen. He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers. He just also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna - Joanna Page

Boris - Lewis Macleod

Judith - Sarah Smart

Mother - Brigit Forsyth

Mr Njai - Ben Onwukwe

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Mother ...... Brigit Forsyth

Sophie ...... Catherine Shepherd

3/4. Loose Lips Sink Ships

Judith's new boyfriend Ol turns out not to be the man everyone thought he was. Simon discovers that he has been taped giving out highly secret and sensitive information.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Angela ...... Brigit Forsyth

Ol ...... Nicholas Boulton

4/4. Whatever Happened to the Unlikely Lad?

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna ...... Joanna Page

Boris ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith ...... Sarah Smart

Angela ...... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall ...... John Dougal

Producer Dawn Ellis

Unknown: Simon McGrath

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

judith: Sarah Smart

Simon's Mother: Brigit Forsyth

Producer Dawn Ellis

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Briqit Forsyth

Sophie: Catherine Shepherd

Written By: John Finnemore.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigit Forsyth

Ol: Nicholas Boulton

Simon attends his school reunion determined that no-one should find out what he does or a living. Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about an essentially nice arms dealer. Smart an 1 essentially i nice arms dealer.

Additional characters played by Nicholas Boulton and Beth Chalmers Producer Dawn Ellis

Played By: Nicholas Boulton

Played By: Beth Chalmers

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigit Forsyth

Mrs Kendall: John Dougal

Comedy By: Laurence Howarth.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Briqlt Forsyth

Mr Njai: Ben Onwukwe

Producer Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Bright Forsyth

Sophie: Catherine Shepherd

Producer Dawn Ellis

Written By: John Finnemore.

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigit Forsyth

OI: Nicholas Boulton

Played By: Nicholas Boulton

Played By: Beth Chalmers Producer Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall: John Dougal

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine: Rachel Atkins

Peter: Gus Brown

Paramedic: Philip Fox

Simon finally decides to quit his job. But it s not great timing, as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Laurence Howarth 's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Producer Dawn Ellis

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Briglt Forsyth

Madeleine: Rachel Atkins

Marcus: Dan Mersh

He has no choice but to learn to hate again.

Producer Dawn Ellis

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Bngit Forsyth

Madeleine: Rachel Atkins

Richard: Dan Mersh

Julius: Nyasha Hatendi

Producer Dawn Ellis

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon: Darren Boyd

Anna: Joanna Page

Boris: Lewis MacLeod

Judith: Sarah Smart

Angela: Brigft Forsyth

Madeleine: Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave: Philip Fox

Guide: Gus Brown

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Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.

. Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.

. Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer...

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

First of three series of Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Ben Onwukwe

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2007.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer...

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

First of three series of Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Ben Onwukwe

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2007.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer...

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

First of three series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Ben Onwukwe

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2007.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer...

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

First of three series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Ben Onwukwe

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2007.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

1/4. Show Me You Care

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen. He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers. He just also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

Anna.... Joanna Page

Boris.... Lewis Macleod

Judith.... Sarah Smart

Mother.... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Njai.... Ben Onwukwe

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms tradeSitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Stars DARREN BOYD. From September 2007.

Simon McGrath is an arms dealer.

Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time?

Simon McGrath is a guilt-ridden, caring arms dealer - with a needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.Simon McGrath is an arms dealer. Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time? Joanna Page stars.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.

Simon McGrath is an arms dealer. Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time? Joanna Page stars. Episode 1 of 4.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.Simon McGrath is an arms dealer. Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time? Joanna Page stars.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.Simon McGrath is an arms dealer. Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time? Joanna Page stars.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer...

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

First of three series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

With:

Ben Onwukwe

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Starring Darren Boyd. From 2007.

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Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath is an arms dealer.

Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time?

Simon McGrath is a guilt-ridden, caring arms dealer - with a needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Stars Darren Boyd. From September 2007.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath is an arms dealer.

Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time?

Simon McGrath is a guilt-ridden, caring arms dealer - with a needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and his needy girlfriend. Stars DARREN BOYD. From September 2007.

Simon McGrath likes to think of himself as a good citizen.

He donates blood, recycles his newspapers and has adopted two tigers.

He just also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath is an arms dealer.

Can he assuage his guilt and make his girlfriend happy at the same time?

Simon McGrath is a guilt-ridden, caring arms dealer - with a needy girlfriend.

Guilt-ridden arms dealer Simon McGrath cares about the world and a needy girlfriend.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

. Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

. Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath.... DARREN BOYD

Anna.... JOANNA PAGE

Boris.... LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith.... SARAH SMART

Mother.... BRIGIT FORSYTH

Sophie.... CATHERINE SHEPHERD

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE.

Followed by News.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE. Episode 2 of 4.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars Laurence Howarth and Joanna Page.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna....Joanna Page

Boris....Lewis Macleod

Judith....Sarah Smart

Mother....Brigit Forsyth

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

Should he put his theory to the test?

Sophie....Catherine Shepherd

Simon wonders whether to stay faithful to his girlfriend, when he suspects a friend of his sister may be attracted to him.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Catherine Shepherd

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon wonders whether to stay faithful to his girlfriend, when he suspects a friend of his sister may be attracted to him.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Catherine Shepherd

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon wonders whether to stay faithful to his girlfriend, when he suspects a friend of his sister may be attracted to him.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Catherine Shepherd

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon wonders whether to stay faithful to his girlfriend, when he suspects a friend of his sister may be attracted to him.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Catherine Shepherd

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Catherine Shepherd

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Stars Darren Boyd.

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Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath.... DARREN BOYD

Anna.... JOANNA PAGE

Boris.... LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith.... SARAH SMART

Mother.... BRIGIT FORSYTH

Sophie.... CATHERINE SHEPHERD

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE.

Followed by News.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE. Episode 2 of 4.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm.

Should he put his theory to the test?

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars Laurence Howarth and Joanna Page.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna....Joanna Page

Boris....Lewis Macleod

Judith....Sarah Smart

Mother....Brigit Forsyth

Sophie....Catherine Shepherd

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm.

Should he put his theory to the test?

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm.

Should he put his theory to the test?

2/4. A Wanting Man

While being interviewed by a friend of his sister, Simon gets the distinct impression that she might be attracted to him, despite being introduced as a morally contemptible worm. Should he put his theory to the test?

Simon McGrath.... DARREN BOYD

Anna.... JOANNA PAGE

Boris.... LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith.... SARAH SMART

Mother.... BRIGIT FORSYTH

Sophie.... CATHERINE SHEPHERD

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Arms dealer Simon struggles to understand why other people hold his job against him. Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE.

Followed by News.

Simon is an arms dealer who can't understand why anyone would hold this against him. Stars LAURENCE HOWARTH and JOANNA PAGE. Episode 2 of 4.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing? Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

. Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing? Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

. Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Simon discovers Judith's new boyfriend is not the man everyone thought he was.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon discovers Judith's new boyfriend is not the man everyone thought he was.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon discovers Judith's new boyfriend is not the man everyone thought he was.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon discovers Judith's new boyfriend is not the man everyone thought he was.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Will Simon blow the whistle on the murky world of international arms dealing? Darren Boyd and Joanna Page star.

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing?

Will Simon blow the whistle on his murky world of international arms dealing? Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Judith's new boyfriend Ol turns out not to be the man everyone thought he was.

Simon discovers that he has been taped giving out highly secret and sensitive information.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

3/4. Loose Lips Sink Ships

Judith's new boyfriend Ol turns out not to be the man everyone thought he was. Simon discovers that he has been taped giving out highly secret and sensitive information.

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna....Joanna Page

Boris....Lewis Macleod

Judith....Sarah Smart

Angela....Brigit Forsyth

Ol....Nicholas Boulton

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Will Simon blow the whistle on the murky world of international arms dealing? Darren Boyd and Joanna Page star. Episode 3 of 4.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon discovers Judith's new boyfriend is not the man everyone thought he was.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Producer: Dawn Ellis

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Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class?

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality. Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:
Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class?

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality. Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:
Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class?

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality. Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:
Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class?

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality. Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:
Joanna Page
Lewis MacLeod
Sarah Smart
Brigit Forsyth
Nicholas Boulton

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Starring Darren Boyd as Simon McGrath.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality. Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

With:

Nicholas Boulton

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

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Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

Anna.... Joanna Page

Boris.... Lewis Macleod

Judith.... Sarah Smart

Angela.... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall.... John Dougal

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Followed by News.

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Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars. Episode 4 of 4.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

4/4. Whatever Happened to the Unlikely Lad?

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna....Joanna Page

Boris....Lewis Macleod

Judith....Sarah Smart

Angela....Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall....John Dougal

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

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Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars. Episode 4 of 4.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

Anna.... Joanna Page

Boris.... Lewis Macleod

Judith.... Sarah Smart

Angela.... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall.... John Dougal

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Followed by News.

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Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars. Episode 4 of 4.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

Anna.... Joanna Page

Boris.... Lewis Macleod

Judith.... Sarah Smart

Angela.... Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall.... John Dougal

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD. From October 2007.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Followed by News.

[BBC7 BD=20081124 BT=0330]

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Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars. Episode 4 of 4.

4/4. Whatever Happened to the Unlikely Lad?

Persuaded by his girlfriend and family, Simon attends his school reunion, determined that no one should find out what he does for a living.

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna....Joanna Page

Boris....Lewis Macleod

Judith....Sarah Smart

Angela....Brigit Forsyth

Mr Kendall....John Dougal

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars DARREN BOYD

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he be the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd. From October 2007.

Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid.

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Simon is reluctant to attend his school reunion but ends up being the coolest kid in school. Darren Boyd stars.

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

. Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

. Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class? Stars Darren Boyd.

. Arms dealer Simon dreads his school reunion, but could he end up the coolest kid in class?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

angela mcgrath.... brigit forsyth

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Darren Boyd is back as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath.

He's generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

The return of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon Mcgrath ...... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins
Peter ...... Gus Brown
Paramedic ...... Philip Fox

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Darren Boyd is back as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath.

He's generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

The return of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon Mcgrath ...... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins
Peter ...... Gus Brown
Paramedic ...... Philip Fox

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

He's generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, 'any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad'.

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

The return of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon Mcgrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Peter - Gus Brown

Paramedic - Philip Fox

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about being an arms dealer. From April 2009.

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Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

angela mcgrath.... brigit forsyth

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music.

But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music.

But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music.

But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon uses his 'flair for ideas' to prove how bad he feels about being an arms dealer.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad". And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music.

But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after allSafety Catch

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it.

Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music.

But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, "any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad".

And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Episode 1 : Brothers In Arms

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Peter....Gus Brown

Paramedic....Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to prove how bad he feels about doing his job.

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon uses his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to his colleagues and family just how bad he feels about doing the job he does.

Simon McGrath.... Darren Boyd

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Darren Boyd stars as reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath who is generally a nice chap - he just happens to work as an arms dealer, or 'Defence and security equipment system solutions broker' as he prefers to call it. Whilst battling with his conscience he justifies to himself why five years on he's still in a job he just fell into - after all, what he really wants is to pursue is his career in electronic music. But until that takes off he'll stay where he is, and as his mother so eloquently puts it, 'any job where you get your own desk and a hot dinner can't be all bad'. And so as we renew our acquaintance with Simon we find him, using his 'flair for original ideas' to go to extreme lengths to prove to everyone just how badly he feels about doing the job he does.

Cast:

Simon Mcgrath..........................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg...............................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....................Rachel Atkins

Peter..........................................Gus Brown

Paramedic.....................................Philip Fox

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

. Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

. Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

. Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Faced with a particularly tricky moral issue, Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job. It is not great timing, though, as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Marcus ....... Dan Mersh

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Marcus ....... Dan Mersh

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Marcus ....... Dan Mersh

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Marcus ....... Dan Mersh

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Marcus....Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job.

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Reluctant arms dealer Simon decides to quit when he has to sell uniforms to child soldiers

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Marcus....Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Faced with a particularly tricky moral issue, Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job. It is not great timing, though, as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

angela mcgrath.... brigit forsyth

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath...........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...........Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath..........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull..........Rachel Atkins

Marcus...............Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

. Simon finally decides that enough is enough and quits his job.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning. When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job. It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....DARREN BOYD

Anna Grieg....JOANNA PAGE

Boris Kemal....LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith McGrath....SARAH SMART

Angela McGrath....BRIGIT FORSYTH

Madeleine Turnbull....RACHEL ATKINS

Marcus....DAN MERSH

Produced by DAWN ELLIS

Written by LAURENCE HOWARTH.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Marcus....Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This week Simon is faced with even more of a moral dilemma than he's grown sadly accustomed to in his line of work and so finds himself finally drawing the line and resigning.

When faced with a particularly tricky moral issue at work Simon finally decides enough is enough and quits his job.

It's not great timing though as he and Anna find themselves contemplating having a baby.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Marcus....Dan Mersh

Produced by Dawn Ellis

Written by Laurence Howarth.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job.

Simon is totally convinced that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Richard ....... Dan Mersh
Julius ....... Nyahsa Hatendi

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Richard ....... Dan Mersh
Julius ....... Nyahsa Hatendi

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Richard ....... Dan Mersh
Julius ....... Nyahsa Hatendi

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Richard ....... Dan Mersh
Julius ....... Nyahsa Hatendi

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Richard....Dan Mersh

Julius....Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job.

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job and also finds himself proposing to Anna. There is only one thing he can do - he has to learn to hate again.

angela mcgrath.... brigit forsyth

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Richard....Dan Mersh

Julius....Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job.

Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job.

Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Richard....Dan Mersh

Julius....Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily.

His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario.

Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job.

Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Richard....Dan Mersh

Julius....Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting. So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing. Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things. So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave....Philip Fox

Guide....Gus Brown

Written by Laurence Howarth

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

Will he manage to find the hero inside himself?

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Roger/Dave ....... Philip Fox
Guide ....... Gus Brown

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

Will he manage to find the hero inside himself?

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Roger/Dave ....... Philip Fox
Guide ....... Gus Brown

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

Will he manage to find the hero inside himself?

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Roger/Dave ....... Philip Fox
Guide ....... Gus Brown

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

Will he manage to find the hero inside himself?

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality.

Simon is essentially a nice man who also happens to be an arms dealer.

Simon McGrath ....... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ....... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ....... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ....... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ....... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ....... Rachel Atkins
Roger/Dave ....... Philip Fox
Guide ....... Gus Brown

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2009.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting. So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing. Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things. So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Cast:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave....Philip Fox

Guide....Gus Brown

Written by Laurence Howarth

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

Simon proves that he understands the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Stars Darren Boyd.

From April 2009.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war. Stars Darren Boyd. From April 2009.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war. Stars Darren Boyd. From April 2009.

Stars Darren Boyd.

From April 2009.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war. Stars DARREN BOYD. From April 2009.

Stars Darren Boyd.

From April 2009.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting.

So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing.

Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things.

So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Can apathy salve Simon's conscience, or must he simply accept that he loves selling arms?

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job.

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job and also finds himself proposing to Anna. There is only one thing he can do - he has to learn to hate again.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon is totally convinced this week that he is in the right job and has a duty not only to stay there, but to do his job sloppily. His reasoning for this is that if he wasn't there doing the job badly then someone else would be doing it well and that would be a much worse scenario. Then he has the awful, soul shattering realisation, and one which is something every person in Britain would be ashamed to admit, that he actually loves his job. Boris of course is in heaven at the thought of a soul-mate at work, but Simon decides the only way he can go on is to learn to hate again.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Richard...........................................Dan Mersh

Julius........................................Nyahsa Hatendi

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced by Dawn Ellis.

. Simon suffers from the awful realisation that he loves his job.

Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war. Stars Darren Boyd. From April 2009.

. Simon and his arms-selling colleagues go paintballing to better understand the art of war.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting. So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing. Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things. So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave......................................Philip Fox

Guide.............................................Gus Brown

Written by Laurence Howarth

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

. Simon proves that he understands the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting. So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing. Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things. So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave......................................Philip Fox

Guide.............................................Gus Brown

Written by Laurence Howarth

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

. Simon proves that he understands the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon decides it is time that he and his colleagues prove that they understand the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Synopsis

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms dealing trade.

Simon decides it is time that he and his colleagues prove that they understand the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon decides it's about time he and his colleagues prove they understand the true horrors of war by getting out there and actually fighting. So it is that team Heathcote Sanders go paintballing. Okay, so it's not quite the same as fighting in an actual war, but you can't expect Simon to take part in one of those - I mean, people actually die in those things. So join Simon for one last time as he searches for the hero inside himself.

Cast:

Simon McGrath.............................Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg..................................Joanna Page

Boris Kemal...............................Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..............................Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath............................Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........................Rachel Atkins

Roger/Dave......................................Philip Fox

Guide.............................................Gus Brown

Written by Laurence Howarth

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

. Simon proves that he understands the true horrors of war by organising a paintballing trip

This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece. His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins

Charles ...... John Schwab

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece. His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins

Charles ...... John Schwab

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then.

This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece. His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins

Charles ...... John Schwab

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

. Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the opportunity to leave his dubious line of employment when an American company puts in a takeover bid.

Starring Darren Boyd.

The return of Laurence Howarth’s black comedy of modern morality sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession.

Simon is a generally nice chap who just fell into arms dealing and he needs to pay his mortgage just like everyone else.

His real love is electronic music so this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for it. Okay the gap has lasted five years, but that's not the point.

His personal life with Anna is as unsatisfactory as his work life...

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins
Charles ...... John Schwab

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2010.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the opportunity to leave his dubious line of employment when an American company puts in a takeover bid.

Starring Darren Boyd.

The return of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession.

Simon is a generally nice chap who just fell into arms dealing and he needs to pay his mortgage just like everyone else.

His real love is electronic music so this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for it. Okay the gap has lasted five years, but that's not the point.

His personal life with Anna is as unsatisfactory as his work life...

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins
Charles ...... John Schwab

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2010.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Starring Darren Boyd.

The return of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession.

Simon is a generally nice chap who just fell into arms dealing and he needs to pay his mortgage just like everyone else.

His real love is electronic music so this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for it. Okay the gap has lasted five years, but that's not the point.

His personal life with Anna is as unsatisfactory as his work life...

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Charles - John Schwab

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid.

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during a takeover bid.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid. Starring Darren Boyd. From 2010.

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid. Starring Darren Boyd. From November 2010.

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This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece. His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath ...... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ...... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ...... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ...... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ...... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ...... Rachel Atkins

Charles ...... John Schwab

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else.

Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point.

Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other.

So that's alright then.

This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece.

His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Charles - John Schwab

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then.

This series sees Simon going to some bizarre lengths to excuse his profession: his attempt at gaining redundancy when an American firm puts in a takeover bid somehow winds up with his promotion; he desperately attempts to give himself compassion fatigue so he won't have to feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world; he unsuccessfully tries to seek forgiveness and he finally tries to self-motivate himself to sit down in front of a keyboard to compose his electronic masterpiece. His personal life is as unsatisfactory as his work life and not only do he and Anna have to try and find reasons why they love each other but they have to survive a visit from her parents and his mum's new job at Heathcote Sanders and, as Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Charles....John Schwab

Reluctant arms dealer Simon has a chance to leave during an American takeover bid.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Charles.... John Schwab

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2010.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Writer - Laurence Howarth

Producer - Dawn Ellis

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then..

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough. His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era. The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders. As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Writer - Laurence Howarth

Producer - Dawn Ellis

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then..

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough. His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era. The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders. As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing. Simon decides it's time to get self-motivated and finally begins composing his electronic music. Meanwhile his mum joins the arms trade and gets a job at HS.

Simon McGrath ..... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ..... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ..... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ..... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ..... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ..... Rachel Atkins

Writer ..... Laurence Howarth

Producer ..... Dawn Ellis

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then..

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough. His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era. The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders. As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

. Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

Simon decides it's finally time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music, self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd thought.

To make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders.

As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath ..... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ..... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ..... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ..... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ..... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ..... Rachel Atkins

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2010.

Simon decides it is time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath ..... Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg ..... Joanna Page

Boris Kemal ..... Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath ..... Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath ..... Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull ..... Rachel Atkins

Writer ..... Laurence Howarth

Producer ..... Dawn Ellis

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then..

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough. His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era. The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders. As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

To make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders.

As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Simon decides it is time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Simon decides it is time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music. Stars Darren Boyd. From November 2010.

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Meanwhile his mum joins the arms trade and gets a job at HS.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Writer - Laurence Howarth

Producer - Dawn Ellis

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer.

It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else.

Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point.

Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other.

So that's alright then..

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough.

His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era.

The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders.

As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Arms dealer Simon McGrath finally has the chance to leave his dubious line of employment.

Simon decides it's finally time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music, self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd thought.

Take life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders.

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath....DARREN BOYD

Anna Grieg....JOANNA PAGE

Boris Kemal....LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith McGrath....SARAH SMART

Angela McGrath....BRIGIT FORSYTH

Madeleine Turnbull....RACHEL ATKINS

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then.

Producer....DAWN ELLIS

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2010.

Simon decides it is time to get self-motivated and starts composing his electronic music.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing. Simon decides it's time to get self-motivated and finally begins composing his electronic music. Meanwhile his mum joins the arms trade and gets a job at HS.

Writer....LAURENCE HOWARTH

This week Simon finally decides that enough is enough. His stop gap at Heathcote Sanders has turned into a 5 year stop gulf and he needs to get motivated and leave so he sits down at his electronic keyboard for the start of a new era. The trouble is that Simon realises that self-motivation isn't as easy as he'd though and to make life even more difficult his mother decides to get a job at Heathcote Sanders. As Judith eloquently puts it, to have one member of the family working in the arms trade may be regarded as misfortune, to have two looks like genetic wickedness.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then..

Simon is appalled that his boss thinks it's inappropriate for him to empathise with the world's persecuted and oppressed and should stop worrying.

But when his family generally agree that worrying gets you nowhere, he sets out to give himself compassion fatigue so that he can he can stop worrying and not feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world.

Unfortunately his new outlook doesn't seem to change Anna's parents view of him when they come to visit.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath ..... Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg ..... Joanna Page
Boris Kemal ..... Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath ..... Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath ..... Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull ..... Rachel Atkins
Glenys ..... Di Botcher
Hugh ..... Mike Hayward

Producer: Dawn Ellis

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2010.

When told by his boss to stop empathising, Simon tries to give himself compassion fatigue.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

When told by his boss to stop empathising, Simon tries to give himself compassion fatigue.

A new series of LAURENCE HOWARTH's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then.. -

This week Simon is appalled that his boss thinks it's inappropriate for him to empathise with the world's persecuted and oppressed and stop worrying, but when his family generally agree that worrying gets you nowhere he sets out to give himself compassion fatigue so that he can he can stop worrying and not feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world. Unfortunately his new outlook doesn't seem to change Anna's parents view of him when they come to visit.

Cast:

Simon McGrath - DARREN BOYD

Anna Grieg - JOANNA PAGE

Boris Kemal - LEWIS MACLEOD

Judith McGrath - SARAH SMART

Angela McGrath - BRIGIT FORSYTH

Madeleine Turnbull - RACHEL ATKINS

Glenys - Di Botcher

Hugh - Mike Hayward

Written by LAURENCE HOWARTH

Produced By DAWN ELLIS.

So that's alright then - This week Simon is appalled that his boss thinks it's inappropriate for him to empathise with the world's persecuted and oppressed and stop worrying, but when his family generally agree that worrying gets you nowhere he sets out to give himself compassion fatigue so that he can he can stop worrying and not feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world.

Sitcom by LAURENCE HOWARTH about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then.. - This week Simon is appalled that his boss thinks it's inappropriate for him to empathise with the world's persecuted and oppressed and stop worrying, but when his family generally agree that worrying gets you nowhere he sets out to give himself compassion fatigue so that he can he can stop worrying and not feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world. Unfortunately his new outlook doesn't seem to change Anna's parents view of him when they come to visit.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just fell into arms dealing and he needs to pay his mortgage just like everyone else. His real love is electronic music so this is just a stopgap until he finds the perfect outlet for it. Okay the gap has lasted five years, but that's not the point.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

But when his family generally agree that worrying gets you nowhere, he sets out to give himself compassion fatigue so that he can he can stop worrying and not feel guilty about all the bloodshed in the world.

Unfortunately his new outlook doesn't seem to change Anna's parents view of him when they come to visit.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Simon McGrath - Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg - Joanna Page

Boris Kemal - Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath - Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath - Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull - Rachel Atkins

Glenys - Di Botcher

Hugh - Mike Hayward

When told by his boss to stop empathising, Simon tries to give himself compassion fatigue.

Simon is appalled that his boss thinks it's inappropriate for him to empathise with the world's persecuted and oppressed and stop worrying.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

Told to stop empathising, Simon tries to give himself compassion fatigue.

When his boss stops Simon from empathising, he tries to give himself compassion fatigue. Stars Darren Boyd. From November 2010.

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A new series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then...

This week Heathcote Sanders are under the microscope when some of the weapons they sold to a hostile government are turned against the British. This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for...does he? Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realise that they don't know why they love each other.

Cast List:

Simon McGrath.........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg.............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........Rachel Atkins

Sarah......Di Botcher

Vicar.....Mike Hayward

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

Heathcote Sanders are under the microscope when some of the weapons they sold to a hostile government are turned against the British.

This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for... does he?

Meanwhile, his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realize that they don't know why they love each other.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath.........Darren Boyd
Anna Grieg.............Joanna Page
Boris Kemal............Lewis Macleod
Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart
Angela McGrath........Brigit Forsyth
Madeleine Turnbull........Rachel Atkins
Sarah......Di Botcher
Vicar.....Mike Hayward

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2010.

When the company's dealings become front page news, Simon wonders if he should be forgiven

Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for... does he?

Meanwhile, his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realize that they don't know why they love each other.

Starring Darren Boyd.

Simon McGrath.........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg.............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........Rachel Atkins

Sarah......Di Botcher

Vicar.....Mike Hayward

When the company's dealings become front page news, Simon wonders if he should be forgiven

Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realise that they don't know why they love each other.

Producer: Dawn Ellis

As the company's dealings become front page news, Simon wonders if he should be forgiven. Stars Darren Boyd. From November 2010.

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It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else.

Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point.

Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each.

So that's alright then...

This week Heathcote Sanders are under the microscope when some of the weapons they sold to a hostile government are turned against the British.

This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for...does he? Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realise that they don't know why they love each other.

Cast List:

Simon McGrath....Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg....Joanna Page

Boris Kemal....Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath....Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath....Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull....Rachel Atkins

Sarah....Di Botcher

Vicar....Mike Hayward

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

When the company's dealings become front page news Simon wonders if he should be forgiven.

A new series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each. So that's alright then...

This week Heathcote Sanders are under the microscope when some of the weapons they sold to a hostile government are turned against the British. This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for...does he? Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realise that they don't know why they love each other.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each other. So that's alright then...

Sitcom by Laurence Howarth about a man who has reluctantly drifted into the arms trade

Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realize that they don't know why they love each other.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just fell into arms dealing and he needs to pay his mortgage just like everyone else. His real love is electronic music so this is just a stopgap until he finds the perfect outlet for it. Okay the gap has lasted five years, but that's not the point.

Producer: Dawn Ellis.

A new series of Laurence Howarth's black comedy of modern morality set in the world of arms dealing.

Simon McGrath is a generally nice chap who just happens to be an arms dealer. It's not something he planned, he just fell into it, and despite all his best intentions he just doesn't seem to be able to leave because he has to pay his mortgage like everyone else. Of course his real love is electronic music and this is just a stop gap until he finds the perfect outlet for his music - okay so the gap has lasted five years but that's not the point. Once he can get himself motivated he'll be out of there and, as his ever supportive mum says, people will always want to kill each. So that's alright then...

This week Heathcote Sanders are under the microscope when some of the weapons they sold to a hostile government are turned against the British. This prompts Simon to wonder if he should be seeking some kind of forgiveness, although of course, he has absolutely nothing to seek forgiveness for...does he? Meanwhile his personal life is going fantastically well, until he and Anna realise that they don't know why they love each other.

Cast List:

Simon McGrath.........Darren Boyd

Anna Grieg.............Joanna Page

Boris Kemal............Lewis Macleod

Judith McGrath..........Sarah Smart

Angela McGrath........Brigit Forsyth

Madeleine Turnbull........Rachel Atkins

Sarah......Di Botcher

Vicar.....Mike Hayward

Written by Laurence Howarth

Produced By Dawn Ellis.

When the company's dealings become front page news Simon wonders if he should be forgiven.