Episodes
| Series | Episode | First Broadcast | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| LB | 01 | 20000822 | By Jonathan Tulloch, read by Tim Healy in ten parts. Gerry and Sewell are devotees of Newcastle United and have set their hearts on season tickets - but they are skint. |
| LB | 02 | 20000823 | Gerry and Sewell's campaign to raise the money for season tickets is not going well. |
| LB | 03 | 20000824 | Gerry and Sewell are nowhere near their goal. What is needed is one big idea. |
| LB | 04 | 20000825 | Making good his escape from the dog boy, Gerry heads for home. |
| LB | 05 | 20000826 | Even Gerry and Sewell ought to be able to make some money at the Metro Centre - if Sewell can just keep his eyes shut for long enough. |
| LB | 06 | 20000829 | Gerry and Sewell's attempts to raise enough money to buy season tickets for Newcastle United are less successful than they had hoped. |
| LB | 07 | 20000830 | Gerry's perseverance pays off and the tickets are his - if only they were for a match at the `toon'. |
| LB | 08 | 20000831 | How is Gerry going to break the news about the money to Sewell? |
| LB | 09 | 20000901 | One more big idea, one big job. Will it finally go right for Gerry and Sewell? |
| LB | 10 LAST | 20000902 | The big job. |