Adrian Dunbar reads Colin Bateman's comic thriller about journalist Dan Starkey's commission to write a biography of film star Sean O'Toole, which leads him into the murkier end of the movie industry.
Abridged in ten parts by Doreen Estall
In his hotel bar, Dan discovers that the delectable Alice is Sean's assistant.
Dan and Alice are captured by Michael O'Ryan's thugs.
Dan discovers that Sean may have a cashflow problem.
Dan fails to receive an invitation to Sean's end-of-shoot party.
Gangster Michael O'Ryan pays Dan a visit.
Michael O'Ryan holds Dan's family hostage.
All Dan has to do is shoot Sean O'Toole.
Dan is in Amsterdam, frantically seeking Sean.
Dan finds Alice in the red-light district of Amsterdam.
At Cannes, Sean appears at his movie premiere.