Genome: [r4 Bd=19930214]Matthew Parris and Bea Campbell are joined by a rich variety of guests in the studio in London - and, with the help of Maria Esposito , drop in at a St Valentine's Day Ball in Blackpool. North or South, gay or straight, it'll be a lively evening.

An Outcast production for BBC Radio 4

Genome: [r4 Bd=19930214] Unknown: Matthew Parris

Unknown: Bea Campbell

Unknown: Maria Esposito