By Patricia Warren, abridged by Libby Spurrier.
Read by Annette Badland.
Patricia runs a marriage bureau for farmers and country people.
| Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Dolls In The Attic, Farmers In The Cow Shed | 20050829 | One of Patricia's earliest memories is matching up her dolls as lifelong partners. If she ran short she would make up a gentleman out of a clothes peg: everyone ended up with someone. |
| 02 | Compatible Aspects In Relation To Country Life | 20050830 | Patricia reveals the paraphernalia of a modern day cupid. But there's an awkward moment when Andy's 'introduction', Beth, discovers why his first wife left him after only three months. |
| 03 | What's For You Won't Go By You | 20050831 | This pithy motto quoted endlessly by a remote (in every sense of the word) Scottish sheep farmer wears a little thin when he goes on a date with a sophisticated London actress. Particularly after he books a double room for their first date. |
| 04 | I Can't Believe It Is Howard | 20050901 | Patricia is invited to the marriage of another successful introduction. But her plans for a triumphant entrance in a blue silky frock are rearranged by a calving cow, which knocks her unconcious. |
| 05 LAST | Difficult Cases | 20050902 | Patricia meets Harry, a farmer with a severely disfigured back who's only 4 foot 4 inches tall. She decides to do her utmost for him. And a country bank manager uses all his powers of accountancy to judge whether a potential match is a good risk. |
Updated: 6/6/2013
