Episodes
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Comments |
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| 01 | 01 | Wedding Planner | 20140219 | 20140226 (BBC7) 20160608 (BBC7) 20180904 (BBC7) 20180905 (BBC7) 20150401 (R4) | This week, Milton has decided to become a wedding planner. But when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help. When a groom-to-be mysteriously vanishes, Milton leaps in. |
| 01 | 02 | High-speed Rail | 20140226 | 20140305 (BBC7) 20160615 (BBC7) 20180911 (BBC7) 20180912 (BBC7) 20150408 (R4) | When a new rail line threatens a dormouse, Milton decides it's time to put his foot down. This week, there's rumours of a new rail line in the offing - and it's threatening a tiny delicate dormouse. So Milton decides he must put his foot down - carefully... |
| 01 | 03 | Smugglers | 20140305 | 20140312 (BBC7) 20160622 (BBC7) 20180918 (BBC7) 20180919 (BBC7) 20150415 (R4) | The local seafarers' pub is serving only coffee. Who better than Milton to sort it out? This week, the local seafarers' pub starts serving only coffee, there's no denying it's rum....the coffee, that is. So who better than Milton to sort it out? |
| 01 | 04 | The B And B | 20140312 | 20140319 (BBC7) 20160629 (BBC7) 20180925 (BBC7) 20180926 (BBC7) 20150422 (R4) | This week, a friend who runs a B&B is in trouble - so it's time for Milton to dust off those nylon sheets and let the sparks fly. A friend who runs a B&B is in trouble so it's time for Milton to dust off the nylon sheets |
| 01 | 05 | Big Farmer | 20140319 | 20140326 (BBC7) 20160706 (BBC7) 20181002 (BBC7) 20181003 (BBC7) 20150429 (R4) | This week, MILTON JONES is asked for help because there are ugly rumours about the local farm going too far with its GM crops. At least, that's what the vegetables are saying. Milton helps out when the local farm is rumoured to be going too far with its GM crops. Milton Jones is on hand to give advice when he hears ugly rumours about the local farm. |
| 01 | 06 LAST | Books And Booksibility | 20140326 | 20140402 (BBC7) 20160713 (BBC7) 20181009 (BBC7) 20181010 (BBC7) 20150506 (R4) | This week, MILTON JONES is asked to help out with the local book festival because the townsfolk are too distracted by their smartphones to.... Sorry, what was I saying? Sorry, just got a text. |
| 02 | 01 | Financial Advisor | 20151229 | 20160105 (BBC7) 20160106 (BBC7) 20190324 (BBC7) 20190325 (BBC7) 20201018 (BBC7) 20201019 (BBC7) 20231126 (BBC7) 20251122 (BBC7) 20170525 20170525 (R4) | Milton becomes a financial adviser, sinks the pound and fights off a Swedish invasion. This week, Milton Jones becomes a responsible sober-suited Financial Adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with the aid of his trusty hamster. Milton becomes a responsible sober-suited Financial Adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with the aid of his trusty hamster. A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in 2015. MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners - The Times If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail The cast also includes regulars Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Newsjack). Milton is a responsible sober-suited financial adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with his trusty hamster. From 2015. Yes! The man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully working cast and a shipload of new jokes. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'help!' Because Milton and his trusty assistant Anton are here to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2015. Tom Goodman-Hill Music by Guy Jackson. |
| 02 | 02 | Winemaker | 20160105 | 20160112 (BBC7) 20160113 (BBC7) 20190331 (BBC7) 20190401 (BBC7) 20201025 (BBC7) 20201026 (BBC7) 20231203 (BBC7) 20251129 (BBC7) 20170601 20170601 (R4) |  When Milton finally decides to empty his bins, he accidentally makes both a delicious sparkling wine and a deadly enemy. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because in each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016. Milton accidentally makes a delicious sparkling wine - and a deadly enemy. When Milton finally decides to empty his bins, he accidentally makes a delicious sparkling wine, and a deadly enemy. From 2016. When Milton empties his bins, he makes both a delicious sparkling wine and a deadly enemy. MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners. - The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners. - The Times Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. |
| 02 | 03 | The Swimsman | 20160112 | 20160119 (BBC7) 20160120 (BBC7) 20190407 (BBC7) 20190408 (BBC7) 20201101 (BBC7) 20201102 (BBC7) 20231210 (BBC7) 20251206 (BBC7) 20170615 20170615 (R4) | When Milton discovers the local lido is under threat of closure, he unwisely decides to organise a sit-in. But his dreams for a state-of-the-art aquacentre are sunk when his trunks are declared a biohazard. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond. Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016. Milton discovers the local lido is due to close and unwisely decides to organise a sit-in. The local lido is closing and a sit-in organised. But Milton's trunks are a biohazard, threatening any new pool plan. From 2016. When Milton discovers the local lido is under threat of closure he unwisely decides to organise a sit-in. But his dreams for a state-of-the-art aquacentre are sunk when his trunks are declared a biohazard. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell. Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond. MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners - The Times If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail |
| 02 | 04 | The Employment Agency | 20160119 | 20160126 (BBC7) 20160127 (BBC7) 20190414 (BBC7) 20190415 (BBC7) 20201108 (BBC7) 20201109 (BBC7) 20231217 (BBC7) 20251213 (BBC7) 20170622 20170622 (R4) | When Milton launches a job agency, it turns out that getting people into work actually is rocket science. Which is why his best client suddenly goes ballistic. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond. Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016. Milton launches a job agency, but his best client goes ballistic. When Milton launches a job agency, getting people jobs isn't easy - leading his best client to go ballistic. From 2016. When Milton launches a job agency, his best client accidentally goes ballistic. When Milton launches a job agency, it turns out that getting people into work actually is rocket science. Which is why his best client suddenly goes ballistic. Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular TOM GOODMAN-HILL) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda) and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond. MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners - The Times If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail |
| 02 | 05 | Milton's Motors | 20160126 | 20160202 (BBC7) 20160203 (BBC7) 20190421 (BBC7) 20190422 (BBC7) 20201115 (BBC7) 20201116 (BBC7) 20231231 (BBC7) 20251220 (BBC7) 20170629 20170629 (R4) | When Milton opens up a car repair shop, he finds he's on a collision course with a notorious local villain. Meanwhile, a mysterious tin of travel sweets comes to a sticky end. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond. Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016. Milton opens a garage and finds he is on a collision course with a local villain. When Milton opens a car repair shop, he finds himself on a collision course with a notorious local villain. From January 2016. When Milton opens up a car repair shop, he finds he's on a collision course with a notorious local villain. Meanwhile, a mysterious tin of travel sweets comes to a sticky end. The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond. MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners - The Times If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, with Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond. |
| 02 | 06 LAST | The Bodyguard | 20160202 | 20160209 (BBC7) 20160210 (BBC7) 20190428 (BBC7) 20190429 (BBC7) 20201122 (BBC7) 20201123 (BBC7) 20240107 (BBC7) 20251227 (BBC7) 20170706 20170706 (R4) | Milton offers his services as a bodyguard and discovers that a South American diva and a tent full of home-made jam don't mix as well as he'd imagined. Milton offers his services as a bodyguard and discovers that a South American diva and a tent full of home-made jam don't mix quite as well as he'd imagined. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Dan Tetsell Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in February 2016. Milton offers bodyguard services and finds that a South American diva and a tent full of homemade jam don't mix well. From 2016. |
| 03 | 01 | The University Of Milton | 20180501 | 20180508 (BBC7) 20180509 (BBC7) 20230106 (R4) | Trigger warning! This week Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning. Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because, when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Trigger warning! Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning. |
| 03 | 02 | The Genealogist | 20180508 | 20180515 (BBC7) 20180516 (BBC7) 20250905 (BBC7) 20250906 (BBC7) 20230113 (R4) | Milton becomes an expert genealogist and gets stuck up a rather unexpected family tree. Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond Music by Guy Jackson Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in May 2018. Milton becomes an expert genealogist and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree. Milton becomes an expert genealogist and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree. With Ben Willbond. From May 2018. Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (The Thick Of It). |
| 03 | 03 | Milton Prime | 20180515 | 20180522 (BBC7) 20180523 (BBC7) 20230120 (R4) | Special offer! Sign on with Milton Prime, the pioneering audio comedy delivery service and listen to this week's programme completely free. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It). |
| 03 | 04 | Milton Prime | 20180515 | 20250912 (BBC7) 20250913 (BBC7) | Special offer! Sign on with Milton Prime, the pioneering audio comedy delivery service and listen to this week's programme completely free. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond Music by Guy Jackson. Directed by David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in 2018. Special offer! Why not sign on with Milton Prime, the pioneering audio comedy delivery service. From 2018. |
| 03 | 04 | Pest Control | 20180522 | 20180529 (BBC7) 20180530 (BBC7) 20250822 (BBC7) 20250823 (BBC7) 20230127 (R4) | It's 'Pest Control to Milton Jones', as he becomes an expert in clearing vermin. Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (The Thick Of It). Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because in each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push. Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in May 2018. Rodents ahoy! It's 'Pest Control to Milton Jones', as he becomes an expert in clearing vermin. From 2018. |
| 03 | 05 | The Decluttererer | 20180529 | 20180605 (BBC7) 20180606 (BBC7) 20230203 (R4) | Why not sort out your life and sign on with the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Including getting rid of that extra 'er' in Declutterering.) Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It). Learn the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Like getting rid of that extra 'er'.) |
| 03 | 05 | The University Of Milton | 20180501 | 20250919 (BBC7) 20250920 (BBC7) | Trigger warning! This week Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning. Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Dan Tetsell Music by Guy Jackson Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in May 2018. Trigger warning! Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning. Trigger warning! Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning. With Josie Lawrence. From May 2018. |
| 03 | 06 | The Decluttererer | 20180529 | 20250926 (BBC7) 20250927 (BBC7) | Why not sort out your life and sign on with the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Including getting rid of that extra 'er' in Declutterering.) Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Ben Willbond Music by Guy Jackson Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in May 2018. Sort out your life and sign up for the Milton Declutterering Method! Sort out your life and sign up for the Milton Declutterering Method! (Including getting rid of that extra 'er'.) With Josie Lawrence. From 2018. |
| 03 | 06 LAST | Milton's Boot Camp | 20180605 | 20180612 (BBC7) 20180613 (BBC7) 20250829 (BBC7) 20250830 (BBC7) 20230210 (R4) | When a famous baker comes to the gym, Milton decides it's time to show off his nice buns. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It). Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans Music by Guy Jackson. Director: David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in June 2018. When a famous baker comes to the gym, Milton decides it's time to show off his nice buns. From June 2018. |
| 04 | 01 | Police, Camera, Milton! | 20200323 | 20200330 (BBC7) 20200331 (BBC7) 20220814 (BBC7) 20220815 (BBC7) 20220820 (BBC7) 20220821 (BBC7) 20240303 (BBC7) 20220814 20220815 20220820 20220821 20200329 (R4) | High drama in the line of duty when Milton is asked to form a Police Corruption Unit and takes it a little too literally. Drama in the line of duty when Milton misunderstands the point of a Police Corruption Unit Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans. With regulars: Music by Guy Jackson. Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. High drama in the line of duty when Milton is asked to form a Police Corruption Unit but takes it too literally. From 2020. |
| 04 | 02 | The Art Dealer | 20200330 | 20200406 (BBC7) 20200407 (BBC7) 20220821 (BBC7) 20220822 (BBC7) 20240310 (BBC7) 20220821 20220822 20200405 (R4) | Milton's attempt to become an international art dealer leads to a deadly brush with danger. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (Yonderland, Ghosts). Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans. With regulars: Music by Guy Jackson. |
| 04 | 03 | The Theatrical Impresario | 20200406 | 20200413 (BBC7) 20200414 (BBC7) 20220828 (BBC7) 20220829 (BBC7) 20240317 (BBC7) 20220828 20220829 20200412 (R4) | Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but the people from the rival theatre who are trying to destroy his theatrical dreams. Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans. With regulars: Josie Lawrence Music by Guy Jackson. Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but the rival theatre. Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but a rival theatre trying to ruin his theatrical dreams. Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but the people from the rival theatre who are trying to destroy his theatrical dreams. Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Colin Hoult (Anna Mann, Russell Howard's Good News). |
| 04 | 04 | Milton Jones, Eco Worrier | 20200413 | 20200420 (BBC7) 20200421 (BBC7) 20220904 (BBC7) 20220905 (BBC7) 20240331 (BBC7) 20220904 20220905 20200419 (R4) | Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious Great Aunt at the same time. Meanwhile, Anton gets his fingers burnt by an old flame. |
| 04 | 05 | The Petsman | 20200420 | 20200427 (BBC7) 20200428 (BBC7) 20220911 (BBC7) 20220912 (BBC7) 20220922 (BBC7) 20220923 (BBC7) 20240407 (BBC7) 20220922 20220923 20200426 (R4) | As cat and dog owners go to war, Milton turns to social media to calm things down. That usually works, right? Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (Yonderland, Ghosts). |
| 04 | 06 LAST | The Cruiseman | 20200427 | 20200504 (BBC7) 20200505 (BBC7) 20220918 (BBC7) 20220919 (BBC7) 20220924 (BBC7) 20220925 (BBC7) 20240414 (BBC7) 20220918 20220919 20220924 20220925 20200503 (R4) | Milton thinks his luck is in when he unexpectedly wins a luxury cruise. But who would want him out of the way? Apart from everyone, that is. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in 2020. Milton's sent on a luxury cruise - but who'd want him out of the way? Apart from everyone. Written by Milton with JAMES CARY and DAN EVANS. With regulars: Music by GUY JACKSON. A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in April 2020. Josie Lawrence Milton thinks his luck is in when he unexpectedly wins a luxury cruise. But who would want him out of the way? From 2020. |
| 05 | 01 | Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow | 20220519 | 20220526 (BBC7) 20220527 (BBC7) 20220526 20220527 | When Milton accidentally invents a new hair tonic with surprising powers, the local football team can't wait to see the highlights. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... ?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian. ?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times ?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) Milton invents a hair tonic and the local football team can't wait to see the highlights. |
| 05 | 02 | The Repair Bear Bunch | 20220526 | 20220602 (BBC7) 20220603 (BBC7) 20220602 20220603 20250820 (R4) | Inspired by Pauline's favourite teddy bear, Milton opens a cherished items repair shop, but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian. “King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times “If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) Milton opens a toy repair shop but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend. |
| 05 | 03 | Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dai | 20220602 | 20220609 (BBC7) 20220610 (BBC7) 20260225 (BBC7) 20220609 20220610 20260218 (R4) | Milton gets recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... ?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian. ?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times ?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) Milton joins the world's kindliest Secret Service at a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge Milton is recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge. |
| 05 | 04 | The Living Museum | 20220609 | 20220616 (BBC7) 20220617 (BBC7) 20220616 20220617 | In an effort to save the High Street and show off the town's historic heritage Milton decides to make an exhibition of himself. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... ?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian. ?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times ?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) In a bid to show off the town's historic heritage, Milton makes an exhibition of himself. |
| 05 | 05 | Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones! | 20220616 | 20220623 (BBC7) 20220624 (BBC7) 20220623 20220624 | Fed up with the local veg box delivery, Milton decides to get an allotment. But when's he smells something fishy, it's time to dig a little deeper. Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... ?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian. ?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times ?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) Milton gets an allotment but when something smells fishy it's time to dig a little deeper. |
| 05 | 06 LAST | Space Age In Aisle Three | 20220623 | 20220630 (BBC7) 20220701 (BBC7) 20220630 20220701 | When Milton's old school friend becomes a retail billionaire, it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars. Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? The Guardian. King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times If you haven't caught up with Jones yet do so!?? The Daily Mail Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and DAN TETSELL (Peep Show, Upstart Crow) When Milton's mate becomes a billionaire it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars |
| 06 | 01 | Apple Is The New Black | 20240416 | 20240423 (BBC7) | Star of Mock The Week, Milton Jones ends up in prison for committing a True Crime podcast and asks the question “Sound effects and soundproofing - which came first, the chicken or the eggbox? ? Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence, Dan Tetsell and James Akka Milton commits a true crime podcast. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help! |
| 06 | 02 | Conkers Bonkers | 20240423 | 20240430 (BBC7) | Star of Mock The Week, Milton Jones returns with a plot involving a new pub, an old Brad Pitt, a furry George Clooney and some very suspicious beer. Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell Meet the furry George Clooney. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help! |
| 06 | 03 | Excalibat! | 20240430 | 20240507 (BBC7) | Star of Mock The Week Milton Jones pulls at a zip that hasn't been opened for 60 years and inadvertently causes a UK Chutney Crisis. Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans with additional material by Adrian Gray Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell A magic bat and a chutney crisis. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'.... |
| 06 | 04 | Ceilidh Minogue | 20240507 | 20240514 (BBC7) | As Star of Mock The Week, Milton Jones heads north everything goes south and he finds himself involved in a deadly game of battle hips Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans with additional material by Adrian Gray Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence & Dan Tetsell The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'.... Milton Jones, star of Mock The Week, returns with a brand-new series. King of the one-liners, Milton Jones returns for a new series of the show where he's the man who can help anyone anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words - “No problem too problemy ?. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Produced & directed by David Tyler A new series from the king of the one-liners. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton returns with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. |
| 06 | 05 | Oil Of Ulez | 20240514 | 20240521 (BBC7) | Star of Mock The Week Milton Jones throws soup, paint and caution to the winds as he boldly steps into traffic. Management. Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Tom Crowley Milton throws caution and soup to the winds. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'.... |
| 06 | 06 LAST | Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Nostrils | 20240521 | 20240528 (BBC7) | Star of Mock The Week Milton Jones gathers the gang together for one last nose job. Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast. “The best one-line merchant in British comedy... ? - Chortle “Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence, Dan Tetsell & James Akka Milton gathers the gang for one last nose job. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Milton Jones, star of Mock The Week, returns with a brand-new series. King of the one-liners, Milton Jones returns for a new series of the show where he's the man who can help anyone anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words - “No problem too problemy ?. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Produced & directed by David Tyler A new series from the king of the one-liners. The man they call Britain's funniest Milton returns with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes. |