Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!

Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda) and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House of Rooms). The man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and DAN TETSELL (Peep Show, Upstart Crow).

Episodes

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0101Wedding Planner2014021920140226 (BBC7)
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20150401 (R4)
This week, Milton has decided to become a wedding planner. But when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help.

When a groom-to-be mysteriously vanishes, Milton leaps in.

When a groom-to-be mysteriously vanishes, Milton leaps in!

0102High-speed Rail2014022620140305 (BBC7)
20160615 (BBC7)
20180911 (BBC7)
20180912 (BBC7)
20150408 (R4)
When a new rail line threatens a dormouse, Milton decides it's time to put his foot down.

This week, there's rumours of a new rail line in the offing - and it's threatening a tiny delicate dormouse. So Milton decides he must put his foot down - carefully...

0103Smugglers2014030520140312 (BBC7)
20160622 (BBC7)
20180918 (BBC7)
20180919 (BBC7)
20150415 (R4)
The local seafarers' pub is serving only coffee. Who better than Milton to sort it out?

This week, the local seafarers' pub starts serving only coffee, there's no denying it's rum....the coffee, that is. So who better than Milton to sort it out?

0104The B And B2014031220140319 (BBC7)
20160629 (BBC7)
20180925 (BBC7)
20180926 (BBC7)
20150422 (R4)
This week, a friend who runs a B&B is in trouble - so it's time for Milton to dust off those nylon sheets and let the sparks fly.

A friend who runs a B&B is in trouble so it's time for Milton to dust off the nylon sheets

0105Big Farmer2014031920140326 (BBC7)
20160706 (BBC7)
20181002 (BBC7)
20181003 (BBC7)
20150429 (R4)
This week, MILTON JONES is asked for help because there are ugly rumours about the local farm going too far with its GM crops. At least, that's what the vegetables are saying.

Milton helps out when the local farm is rumoured to be going too far with its GM crops.

Milton Jones is on hand to give advice when he hears ugly rumours about the local farm.

0106 LASTBooks And Booksibility2014032620140402 (BBC7)
20160713 (BBC7)
20181009 (BBC7)
20181010 (BBC7)
20150506 (R4)
This week, MILTON JONES is asked to help out with the local book festival because the townsfolk are too distracted by their smartphones to.... Sorry, what was I saying? Sorry, just got a text.

MILTON JONES is asked to help out with the local book festival.

0201Financial Advisor2015122920160105/06 (BBC7)
20190324 (BBC7)
20190325 (BBC7)
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20201019 (BBC7)
20231126 (BBC7)
20170525 (R4)
Milton becomes a financial adviser, sinks the pound and fights off a Swedish invasion.

This week, Milton Jones becomes a responsible sober-suited Financial Adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with the aid of his trusty hamster.

Milton becomes a responsible sober-suited Financial Adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with the aid of his trusty hamster.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in 2015.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners - The Times

If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail

The cast also includes regulars Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Newsjack).

Milton is a responsible sober-suited financial adviser, and fights off a Swedish invasion with his trusty hamster. From 2015.

Milton becomes a responsible sober-suited financial adviser and fights off a Swedish invasion with the aid of his trusty hamster.

Yes! The man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'help!' Because Milton and his trusty assistant Anton are here to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans

With:

Director: David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2015.

Milton is a responsible sober-suited financial adviser and fights off a Swedish invasion with his trusty hamster. From 2015.

0202Winemaker2016010520160112/13 (BBC7)
20190331 (BBC7)
20190401 (BBC7)
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20170601 (R4)
When Milton empties his bins, he makes both a delicious sparkling wine and a deadly enemy.

When Milton finally decides to empty his bins he accidentally makes both a delicious sparkling wine and a deadly enemy.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners. - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners. - The Times

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners. - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners. - The Times

If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

With:

Ben Willbond.

When Milton finally decides to empty his bins, he accidentally makes a delicious sparkling wine, and a deadly enemy. From 2016.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Josie Lawrence

Music by Guy Jackson.

When Milton finally decides to empty his bins, he accidentally makes both a delicious sparkling wine and a deadly enemy.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Director: David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016.

0203The Swimsman2016011220160119/20 (BBC7)
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20170615 (R4)
Milton discovers the local lido is due to close and unwisely decides to organise a sit-in.

When Milton discovers the local lido is under threat of closure he unwisely decides to organise a sit-in. But his dreams for a state-of-the-art aquacentre are sunk when his trunks are declared a biohazard.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond.

The local lido is closing and a sit-in organised. But Milton's trunks are a biohazard, threatening any new pool plan. From 2016.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners - The Times

If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms) the man they call Britain's funniest Milton, returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Music by Guy Jackson.

The local lido is closing and a sit-in organised. But Milton’s trunks are a biohazard, threatening any new pool plan. From 2016.

When Milton discovers the local lido is under threat of closure, he unwisely decides to organise a sit-in.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

With:

Director: David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016.

0204The Employment Agency2016011920160126/27 (BBC7)
20190414 (BBC7)
20190415 (BBC7)
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20170622 (R4)
When Milton launches a job agency, his best client accidentally goes ballistic.

When Milton launches a job agency, it turns out that getting people into work actually is rocket science. Which is why his best client suddenly goes ballistic.

Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular TOM GOODMAN-HILL) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda) and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond.

Music by Guy Jackson.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners - The Times

If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda) and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

When Milton launches a job agency, getting people jobs isn't easy - leading his best client to go ballistic. From 2016.

'When Milton launches a job agency, his best client accidentally goes ballistic.'

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

With:

Director: David Tyler

0205Milton's Motors2016012620160202/03 (BBC7)
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20170629 (R4)
Milton opens a garage and finds he is on a collision course with a local villain.

When Milton opens up a car repair shop, he finds he's on a collision course with a notorious local villain. Meanwhile, a mysterious tin of travel sweets comes to a sticky end.

The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

With Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2016.

Music by Guy Jackson.

MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners - The Guardian.

King of the surreal one-liners - The Times

If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so! - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans, with Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond.

When Milton opens a car repair shop, he finds himself on a collision course with a notorious local villain. From January 2016.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

With:

Director: David Tyler

0206 LASTThe Bodyguard2016020220160209/10 (BBC7)
20190428 (BBC7)
20190429 (BBC7)
20201122 (BBC7)
20201123 (BBC7)
20240107 (BBC7)
20170706 (R4)
Milton offers his services as a bodyguard and discovers that a South American diva and a tent full of home-made jam don't mix as well as he'd imagined.

Milton offers his services as a bodyguard and discovers that a South American diva and a tent full of home-made jam don't mix quite as well as he'd imagined.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' Because each episode, Milton, and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure.

If you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans

With:

Tom Goodman-Hill

Josie Lawrence

Dan Tetsell

Music by Guy Jackson.

Director: David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in February 2016.

Milton offers bodyguard services and finds that a South American diva and a tent full of homemade jam don't mix well. From 2016.

0301The University Of Milton2018050120180508/09 (BBC7)
20230106 (R4)
Trigger warning! This week Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning.

Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Because each week, Milton and his trusty assistant Anton set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. Because, when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push.

Trigger warning! Milton gets to the bottom of things by founding a seat of learning.

0302The Genealogist2018050820180515/16 (BBC7)
20230113 (R4)
Milton becomes an expert genealogist and gets stuck up a rather unexpected family tree.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (The Thick Of It).

Milton becomes an expert genealogist and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree.

0303Milton Prime2018051520180522/23 (BBC7)
20230120 (R4)
Special offer! Sign on with Milton Prime, the pioneering audio comedy delivery service and listen to this week's programme completely free.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It).

Special offer! Sign on with Milton Prime, the pioneering audio comedy delivery service.

0304Pest Control2018052220180529/30 (BBC7)
20230127 (R4)
It's 'Pest Control to Milton Jones', as he becomes an expert in clearing vermin.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (The Thick Of It).

0305The Decluttererer2018052920180605/06 (BBC7)
20230203 (R4)
Why not sort out your life and sign on with the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Including getting rid of that extra 'er' in Declutterering.)

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It).

Learn the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Like getting rid of that extra 'er'.)

Learn the patent Milton Declutterering Method! (Like getting rid of that extra 'er'.).

0306 LASTMilton's Boot Camp2018060520180612/13 (BBC7)
20230210 (R4)
When a famous baker comes to the gym, Milton decides it's time to show off his nice buns.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars TOM GOODMAN-HILL (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (The Thick Of It).

0401Police, Camera, Milton!2020032320200330/31 (BBC7)
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High drama in the line of duty when Milton is asked to form a Police Corruption Unit and takes it a little too literally.

Drama in the line of duty when Milton misunderstands the point of a Police Corruption Unit

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans.

With regulars:

Music by Guy Jackson.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

High drama in the line of duty when Milton is asked to form a Police Corruption Unit but takes it too literally. From 2020.

0402The Art Dealer2020033020200406/07 (BBC7)
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Milton's attempt to become an international art dealer leads to a deadly brush with danger.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and BEN WILLBOND (Yonderland, Ghosts).

Milton?s attempt to become an international art dealer leads to a deadly brush with danger.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans.

With regulars:

Music by Guy Jackson.

Milton’s attempt to become an international art dealer leads to a deadly brush with danger.

0403The Theatrical Impresario2020040620200413/14 (BBC7)
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Curtain up! Light the lights!

Milton's got nothing to hit but the people from the rival theatre who are trying to destroy his theatrical dreams.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans.

With regulars:

Josie Lawrence

Colin Hoult

Music by Guy Jackson.

Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but the rival theatre.

Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton's got nothing to hit but a rival theatre trying to ruin his theatrical dreams.

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Curtain up! Light the lights! Milton’s got nothing to hit but the people from the rival theatre who are trying to destroy his theatrical dreams.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Colin Hoult (Anna Mann, Russell Howard's Good News).

0404Milton Jones, Eco Worrier2020041320200420/21 (BBC7)
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Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious Great Aunt at the same time.

Meanwhile, Anton gets his fingers burnt by an old flame.

Written by Milton with James Cary and Dan Evans.

With regulars:

Josie Lawrence

Colin Hoult

Music by Guy Jackson.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in April 2020.

Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious Great Aunt.

Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious Great Aunt at the same time. From 2020.

Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious great-aunt at the same time. Meanwhile, Anton gets his fingers burnt by an old flame.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious great-aunt.

Milton goes under the sea to save the earth and stumbles across a mysterious Great Aunt at the same time. Meanwhile, Anton gets his fingers burnt by an old flame.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

0405The Petsman2020042020200427/28 (BBC7)
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As cat and dog owners go to war, Milton turns to social media to calm things down. That usually works, right?

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill (Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Ben Willbond (Yonderland, Ghosts).

0406 LASTThe Cruiseman2020042720200504/05 (BBC7)
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Milton thinks his luck is in when he unexpectedly wins a luxury cruise. But who would want him out of the way? Apart from everyone, that is.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton,' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in 2020.

Milton's sent on a luxury cruise - but who'd want him out of the way? Apart from everyone.

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY and DAN EVANS.

With regulars:

COLIN HOULT

Music by GUY JACKSON.

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in April 2020.

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When Milton accidentally invents a new hair tonic with surprising powers, the local football team can't wait to see the highlights.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

Milton invents a hair tonic and the local football team can't wait to see the highlights.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

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Inspired by Pauline's favourite teddy bear, Milton opens a cherished items repair shop, but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

Milton opens a toy repair shop but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

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Milton gets recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

Milton joins the world's kindliest Secret Service at a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

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In an effort to save the High Street and show off the town's historic heritage Milton decides to make an exhibition of himself.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

In a bid to show off the town's historic heritage, Milton makes an exhibition of himself.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

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Fed up with the local veg box delivery, Milton decides to get an allotment. But when's he smells something fishy, it's time to dig a little deeper.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

Milton gets an allotment but when something smells fishy it's time to dig a little deeper.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

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When Milton's old school friend becomes a retail billionaire, it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars.

Mention MILTON JONES to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“MILTON JONES is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners?? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with JAMES CARY (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and DAN EVANS (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

The cast includes regulars Tom Goodman-Hill ( Spamalot, Mr. Selfridge) as the ever-faithful Anton, JOSIE LAWRENCE and DAN TETSELL (Peep Show, Upstart Crow)

When Milton's mate becomes a billionaire it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars

`Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners` - The Guardian.

`King of the surreal one-liners` - The Times

`If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!` - The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call `Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!'. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they're embroiled in a new adventure. When you're close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners ? – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners ? - The Times

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so! ? – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they’re embroiled in a new adventure. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton’s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain’s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners?? – The Guardian.

“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!?? – The Daily Mail

Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ?Help!?. Because each week Milton and his trusty assistant Anton (played by Milton regular, Tom Goodman-Hill) set out to help people and soon find they?re embroiled in a new adventure. When you?re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push...

?Milton Jones is one of Britain?s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners? ? The Guardian.

?King of the surreal one-liners? - The Times

?If you haven?t caught up with Jones yet ? do so!? ? The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton?s Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call ?Britain?s funniest Milton' returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian.

“If you haven't caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail

Written by Milton with James Cary (Bluestone 42, Miranda), and Dan Evans (who co-wrote Milton's Channel 4 show House Of Rooms), the man they call “Britain's funniest Milton returns to the radio with a fully-working cast and a shipload of new jokes.

0601Apple Is The New Black20240416Star of Mock The Week, Milton Jones ends up in prison for committing a True Crime podcast and asks the question “Sound effects and soundproofing - which came first, the chicken or the eggbox?”

Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast.

“The best one-line merchant in British comedy...” - Chortle

King of the surreal one-liners' - The Times

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian

Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans

Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence, Dan Tetsell and James Akka

With music by Guy Jackson

Produced and directed by David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4

Milton commits a true crime podcast.

Comedy. Milton is the man who can help anyone anywhere, whether they need it or not.

The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!

0602Conkers Bonkers20240423Star of Mock The Week, Milton Jones returns with a plot involving a new pub, an old Brad Pitt, a furry George Clooney and some very suspicious beer.

Complete with his unmissable jokes and a fully-working cast.

“The best one-line merchant in British comedy...” - Chortle

King of the surreal one-liners' - The Times

“Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian

Written by Milton Jones, James Cary and Dan Evans

Starring Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill, Josie Lawrence and Dan Tetsell

With music by Guy Jackson

Produced and directed by David Tyler

A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4

Meet the furry George Clooney.

Comedy. Milton is the man who can help anyone anywhere, whether they need it or not.

The man they call Britain's funniest Milton in the show where he helps anyone anywhere. After all, mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!