By Colin Hough
Do Fay and Malcolm Neely regret not having children? I suppose I do, says Fay, but only in the way I regret not having cavity wall insulation.
It would've filled a void.
But then Fay develops unmistakable symptoms, including morning sickness and an insatiable passion for leeks.
It looks as though the couples life is about to be turned upside down - especially as Fay is 76 and Malcolm is two years older.
Fay....Eileen McCallum
Malcolm....Ralph Riach
Alice....Sheila Donald
Bobby....Paul Cunningham
Bob Cobb....Sandy Neilson
Dr McCluskey....Steven McNicoll
Linda....Gayanne Potter
Directed by David Jackson Young.

Broadcast Dates

  • 20040922 (Radio 4)