A cautionary comedy set in the Peak District, by Steve Cochrane and Sue Morris Justin is a clever little boy who's determined to grow up to be a great Northern writer.
There's only one problem - his parents.
They're far too normal and happy and, as everyone knows, to be a great writer you have to come from a broken home.
So Justin sets about getting them to split up, and all of a sudden his father starts looking like he's having an affair.
Produced by Graham Frost.