Episodes

SeriesEpisodeTitleFirst
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01011980041520221110 (BBC7)
20221112 (BBC7)
20221113 (BBC7)
How do you make a tool shed into a meal for five?

What do you say to a human cannonball on your first date in mid-air?

How do you apologise to someone you buried by mistake?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 1980.

01021980042220221117 (BBC7)Are cats colour-fast?

How do you prepare fruit salad without any fruit?

Should a talking dog be forced to give back his OBE?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

Produced by Mike Craig, BBC Manchester

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 1980.

01031980042920221124 (BBC7)How does a dog train its master to fetch sticks?

What do you say to a violin to reduce it to tears?

How do you steal half-a-million peas and never get caught?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

Produced by Mike Craig, BBC Manchester

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 1980.

01041980050620221201 (BBC7)How do you stop being absent-minded?

How can you stop being absent-minded?

And how can you stop being absent-minded?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Arnold.......Gordon Salkilld

Produced by Mike Craig, BBC Manchester

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May1980.

01051980051320221208 (BBC7)How do you stop your dog from being sarcastic?

What is the world record for running three lengths of an empty swimming pool?

Is silent radio one of the new BBC cutbacks?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May 1980.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. From 1980.

0106 LAST1980052020221215 (BBC7)How do you knit Boeuf Stroganoff without a recipe?

Can you use a chicken bone as an alternator in your car?

How do you defend yourself when you're attacked by a wall?

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May 1980.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. From 1980.

0201Mr P Can Seriously Damage Your Health1981111020240201/02 (BBC7)The six-part mad-cap sit-com is back.

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Arnold .....Gordon Salkilld

Lewis.........Nick Maloney

and special guest appearance of Candice Barker (age 7 3/4)

Written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 1981.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home. Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.

0202In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning1981111720240208/09 (BBC7)The mad-cap sitcom set in an old peoples' home.

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Arnold .....Gordon Salkilld

Lewis.........Nick Maloney

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1981.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home. Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.

0203The Dog Who Laughed1981112420240215/16 (BBC7)The mad-cap sitcom set in an old peoples' home.

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 1981.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home. Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.

0204Night And Day1981120120240222/23 (BBC7)The mad-cap sitcom set in an old peoples' home.

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Arnold .....Gordon Salkilld

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1981.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home. Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.

0205Swept Away1981120920240229 (BBC7)
20240301 (BBC7)
The mad-cap sitcom set in an old peoples' home.

Winston........Ballard Berkeley

Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Arnold .....Gordon Salkilld

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home. Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.

0206 LASTDear Lillian ...1981121520240307/08 (BBC7)The mad-cap sitcom set in an old peoples' home.

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 1981.

1980s comedy set in an old people's home.

Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

The show supplying the answers to questions you never asked. Stars Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey. From 1981.