Episodes
| Series | Episode | Title | First Broadcast | Repeated | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Burns Night Special | 20070125 | 20230125 (BBC7) | Hamish and Dougal are commissioned by the Laird to organise their first Burns Night - a foreign tradition they plan to import to Scotland. The Laird has invited a distinguished collection of guests to the Big Hoose to take part, and one and all have a grand evening, culminating in a Come Highland Dancing knock-out competition. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2007. Hamish and Dougal's Burns Night Special. With Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. | ||
| Hogmanay Special | 20041231 | 20111231 (BBC7) 20151231 (BBC7) 20171231 (BBC7) 20191230 (BBC7) 20211231 (BBC7) 20231231 (BBC7) | Hamish and Dougal find themselves celebrating Hogmanay with a busload of celebrities after they get stuck in a snowdrift on its way to the BBC's Hogmanay Cavalcade in Edinburgh. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two elderly Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy Humphrey Lyttelton - Butler Tim Brooke-Taylor - Himself Sandi Wedge - Sandi Toksvig James - James Naughtie Pianist Colin Sell First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2004. James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden for a New Year's Eve celebration. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden's 'Clue' alter egos. With Humphrey Lyttelton and James Naughtie. From December 2004. | ||
| 01 | 01 | The Musical Evening | 20021224 | 20111121/22 (BBC7) 20111123 (BBC7) 20140317 (BBC7) 20140318 (BBC7) 20140319 (BBC7) 20160208 (BBC7) 20160209 (BBC7) 20180124 (BBC7) 20200915 (BBC7) 20221117 (BBC7) | Dougal is hosting a Musical Evening featuring the laird singing a popular hit by Atomic Kitten. And Mrs Naughtie is performing her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2002. The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. |
| 01 | 02 | The Murder Mystery | 20021225 | 20111128/29 (BBC7) 20111130 (BBC7) 20140324 (BBC7) 20140325 (BBC7) 20140326 (BBC7) 20160215 (BBC7) 20160216 (BBC7) 20180131 (BBC7) 20200922 (BBC7) 20221124 (BBC7) | Hamish and Dougal set about solving the mystery of Mrs Naughtie's surprise disappearance - and several unsavoury rumours about her past... Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2002. The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amid some unsavoury rumours. |
| 01 | 03 | Romance In The Glen | 20021226 | 20111205/06 (BBC7) 20111207 (BBC7) 20140331 (BBC7) 20140401 (BBC7) 20140402 (BBC7) 20160222 (BBC7) 20160223 (BBC7) 20180207 (BBC7) 20200929 (BBC7) 20221201 (BBC7) | Hamish finds a rival in the Laird after falling head over heels for society beauty Lady Caroline Fitz-Neatleigh. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2002. Falling head over heels for a society beauty, Hamish finds a rival in the laird. |
| 01 | 04 | The Shooting Party | 20021227 | 20111212/13 (BBC7) 20111214 (BBC7) 20140407 (BBC7) 20140408 (BBC7) 20140409 (BBC7) 20160229 (BBC7) 20160301 (BBC7) 20180214 (BBC7) 20201006 (BBC7) 20221208 (BBC7) | The elderly Scotsmen assist the Laird with armaments for shooting out on the moors. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2002. |
| 02 | 01 | The Vampire Of The Glen | 20040225 | 20110916/17 (BBC7) 20120109 (BBC7) 20120110 (BBC7) 20120111 (BBC7) 20130606 (BBC7) 20150419 (BBC7) 20161209 (BBC7) 20180627 (BBC7) 20201221 (BBC7) 20230320 (BBC7) | Suspicions are alerted when the laird asks the duo to dig a hole big enough to fit a coffin-shaped wardrobe. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in February 2004. The Scotsmen dig a suspicious hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe. |
| 02 | 02 | Fame Idol | 20040303 | 20120116/17 (BBC7) 20120118 (BBC7) 20130613 (BBC7) 20150426 (BBC7) 20161216 (BBC7) 20180704 (BBC7) 20201228 (BBC7) 20230327 (BBC7) | Hamish and Dougal are extremely anxious to enter Fay MacAdemy - the famous Highland talent Contest. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004. The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents. |
| 02 | 03 | The Fitness Club | 20040310 | 20120123/24 (BBC7) 20120125 (BBC7) 20130620 (BBC7) 20150510 (BBC7) 20161223 (BBC7) 20180711 (BBC7) 20210104 (BBC7) 20230403 (BBC7) | The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy With: John Garden Ros Stephen Kylie Davies Scott Hammond Peter Rosser Brian Berkins First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004. |
| 02 | 04 | The Poison Pen Letters | 20040317 | 20120130/31 (BBC7) 20120201 (BBC7) 20130627 (BBC7) 20150517 (BBC7) 20161230 (BBC7) 20180718 (BBC7) 20210111 (BBC7) 20230410 (BBC7) | The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy With: John Garden Ros Stephen Kylie Davies Scott Hammond Andrew Davis Brian Berkins First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004. |
| 02 | 05 | The Monster In The Loch | 20040324 | 20120206/07 (BBC7) 20120208 (BBC7) 20130704 (BBC7) 20150524 (BBC7) 20170106 (BBC7) 20180725 (BBC7) 20210118 (BBC7) 20230417 (BBC7) | The elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter in the great outdoors. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy With: John Garden Ros Stephen Kylie Davies Scott Hammond Andrew Davis Brian Berkins First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004. |
| 02 | 06 | Trapped | 20040331 | 20120213/14 (BBC7) 20120215 (BBC7) 20130711 (BBC7) 20150531 (BBC7) 20170113 (BBC7) 20180801 (BBC7) 20210125 (BBC7) 20230424 (BBC7) | The elderly Scotsmen's first trip to London ends in chaos. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy With: John Garden Karen Street Ros Stephen Kylie Davies Scott Hammond Brian Berkins First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004. |
| 03 | 01 | Gambling Fever | 20060824 | 20140109 (BBC7) 20150802 (BBC7) 20170905 (BBC7) 20190626 (BBC7) 20211102 (BBC7) 20230914 (BBC7) | To Dougal's dismay, Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in August 2006. |
| 03 | 02 | There's Something About Mrs Naughtie | 20060831 | 20140116 (BBC7) 20150809 (BBC7) 20170912 (BBC7) 20190703 (BBC7) 20211109 (BBC7) 20211113 (BBC7) 20211114 (BBC7) 20230921 (BBC7) | Mrs Naughtie comes into a large inheritance from her mysterious Uncle Nab. She naturally attracts the not altogether unwelcome advances of Hamish, Dougal and the Laird. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in August 2006. Mrs Naughtie's news has Hamish, Dougal and the Laird all a-fluster. |
| 03 | 03 | The Subsidence Adventure | 20060907 | 20140123 (BBC7) 20150816 (BBC7) 20170919 (BBC7) 20190710 (BBC7) 20211116 (BBC7) 20230928 (BBC7) | The duo advertise their services as 'builders to the gentry' and are soon put to work by the Laird Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006. Will Hamish and Dougal make a success of a new business idea? |
| 03 | 04 | Inverurie Jones And The Thimble Of Doom | 20060914 | 20140130 (BBC7) 20150823 (BBC7) 20170926 (BBC7) 20190717 (BBC7) 20211123 (BBC7) 20231005 (BBC7) | Unscrupulous treasure hunter Inverurie Jones has made off with the legendary Thimble of Doom. The Laird leads Hamish and Dougal on an expedition to retrieve it. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006. Can the two old Scotsmen foil the plans of an incorrigible thief? |
| 03 | 05 | Look Who's Stalking | 20060921 | 20140206 (BBC7) 20150830 (BBC7) 20171010 (BBC7) 20190724 (BBC7) 20211130 (BBC7) 20231012 (BBC7) | The laird appoints Hamish and Dougal as ghillies to a party of chums up for a week of stalking in the Highlands. Unfortunately he's unable to take part himself... Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006. Mrs Naughtie is being pursued. Could the Laird possibly be to blame? Mrs Naughtie is being pursued. Could the Laird possibly be to blame? Stars Barry Cryer. With Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006. |
| 03 | 06 | Porridge Votes | 20060928 | 20140213 (BBC7) 20150906 (BBC7) 20171017 (BBC7) 20190731 (BBC7) 20211207 (BBC7) 20231019 (BBC7) | The laird stands in the local by-election, and Hamish and Dougal decide to run against him. Dirty tricks are all too soon afoot. Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird. Hamish - Barry Cryer Dougal - Graeme Garden Mrs Naughtie - Alison Steadman The Laird - Jeremy Hardy First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006. The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are soon afoot The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From September 2006. |