You'll Have Had Your Tea

Hamish and Dougal, the two elderly Scotsmen made internationally quite well known from their appearances on the panel game ""I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"", appear in their own series.

Episodes

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Hogmanay Special2004123120071231 (BBC7)
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Humphrey Lyttelton and James Naughtie join Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden's 'Clue' alter egos for a New Year's Eve celebration. From December 2004.

James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden for a New Year's Eve celebration.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Hamish and Dougal find themselves celebrating Hogmanay with a busload of celebrities after they get stuck in a snowdrift on its way to the BBC's Hogmanay Cavalcade in Edinburgh.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two elderly Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

Mrs Naughtie.... Alison Steadman
The Laird.... Jeremy Hardy
Humphrey Lyttelton.... Butler
Tim Brooke-Taylor.... Himself
Sandi Wedge.... Sandi Toksvig
James.... James Naughtie

Pianist Colin Sell

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2004.

James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden's 'Clue' alter egos for a New Year's Eve celebration.

From December 2004.

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The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From December 2002.

Dougal hosts a soiree featuring Mrs Naughtie performing her Dance of the Seven Voles.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

Hamish and Dougal, the two elderly Scotsmen made internationally quite well known from their appearances on the panel game """"I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue"""", appear in their own series."

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From December 2002.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

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The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amidst some unsavoury rumours.

The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amid some unsavoury rumours.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From December 2002.

What's happened to Mrs Naughtie? And can the rumours about her and the Doctor be true? Hamish and Dougal investigate.

The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amid some unsavoury rumours. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From December 2002.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amidst some unsavoury rumours.

0103Romance In The Glen2002122620030101
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Hamish finds a rival in the Laird after falling head over heels for society beauty Lady Caroline Fitz-Neatleigh.

Falling head over heels for a society beauty, Hamish finds a rival in the Laird.

Falling head over heels for a society beauty, Hamish finds a rival in the Laird. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From December 2002.

After falling head over heels for a society beauty, Hamish finds a rival in the Laird.

Falling head over heels for a society beauty, Hamish finds a rival in the laird.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

0104 LASTThe Shooting Party2002122720030102
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The elderly Scotsmen assist the Laird with armaments for shooting out on the moors.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Hamish and Dougal assist the Laird in summoning up the heavy armaments for an afternoon's shooting on the moors.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen assist the Laird with armaments for shooting out on the moors. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen assist the laird with armaments for shooting on the moors.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

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The Scotsmen dig a suspicious hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From February 2004.

The Scotsmen dig a suspicious a hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

In this episode, our heroes' suspicions are eventually alerted after the laird asks them to dig a hole in his underground allotment big enough to fit a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

The Scotsmen dig a suspicious a hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From February 2004.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The Vampire of the Glen: Comedy starring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden as elderly Scotsmen, Hamish and Dougal. The boys are suspicious when asked to dig a coffin-shaped hole in the Laird's allotment.

Suspicions are alerted when the laird asks the duo to dig a hole big enough to fit a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Hamish.... Barry Cryer
Dougal.... Graeme Garden
Mrs Naughtie.... Alison Steadman
The Laird.... Jeremy Hardy

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in February 2004.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

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Hamish and Dougal are extremely anxious to enter Fay MacAdemy - the famous Highland talent Contest.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Hamish.... Barry Cryer
Dougal.... Graeme Garden
Mrs Naughtie.... Alison Steadman
The Laird.... Jeremy Hardy

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2004.

The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents. Stars Barry Cryer.

The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The elderly Scotsmen corner Mrs Naughtie to demand that she reveals her hidden talents.

The search is on for the best talent in the glens.

Have Hamish and Dougal got what it takes to enter Fay MacAdemy, the famous highland talent contest.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

0203The Fitness Club2004031020050421
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The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer.

The laird challenges Dougal to a MacAthlon, the famous Highland endurance test, which involves swimming Loch Crankie, cycling to the bottom of Ben Kingsley then running the length of Glen Close

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The laird challenges Dougal to a MacAthlon, the famous Highland endurance test, which involves swimming Loch Crankie, cycling to the bottom of Ben Kingsley then running the length of Glen Close

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The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

Hamish and Dougal try to discover the identity of the author of a series of letters that are unsettling their Highland community.

Stars Barry Cryer.

Hamish and Dougal try to discover the identity of the author of a series of letters that are unsettling their Highland community.

0205The Monster In The Loch2004032420050427
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The elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter in the great outdoors.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter in the great outdoors. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman. From March 2004.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman.

Hamish and Dougal are out fishing on Loch Jaw when they accidentally hook the Loch Jaw Monster.

Whilst out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer.

Whilst out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman.

Whilst out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer.

The elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter in the great outdoors. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman. From March 2004.

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Hamish and Dougal visit London for the very first time and get stuck between floors on an escalator in a well known Oxford Street department store.

The elderly Scotsmen's first trip to London ends in chaos. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, Alison Steadman and Jeremy Hardy. From March 2004.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The elderly Scotsmen's first visit to London ends in chaos. Stars Barry Cryer.

The elderly Scotsmen's first visit to London ends in chaos. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, Alison Steadman and Jeremy Hardy.

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Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Hamish becomes addicted to gambling, after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery.

To Dougal's dismay, Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in August 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

0302There's Something About Mrs Naughtie2006083120140116 (BBC7)
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Mrs Naughtie's news has Hamish, Dougal and the Laird all afluster. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Mrs Naughtie gains a large inheritance from her mysterious Uncle Nab.

Mrs Naughtie comes into a large inheritance from her mysterious Uncle Nab and attracts the not altogether unwelcome advances of Hamish, Dougal and the Laird.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in August 2006.

Mrs Naughtie's news has Hamish, Dougal and the Laird all a-fluster.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Mrs Naughtie's news has Hamish, Dougal and the Laird all a fluster. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

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Will Hamish and Dougal make a success of a new business idea? Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, with Alison Steadman and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

Hamish and Dougal advertise their services as 'builders to the gentry'.

The duo advertise their services as "builders to the gentry" and are soon put to work by the Laird

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

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Treasure hunter Inverurie Jones has plundered the local museum.

Can the two old Scotsmen foil the plans of an incorrigible thief? Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From September 2006.

Unscrupulous treasure hunter Inverurie Jones has made off with the legendary Thimble of Doom. The Laird leads Hamish and Dougal on an expedition to retrieve it.

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Can the two old Scotsmen foil the plans of an incorrigible thief? Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From September 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

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Mrs Naughtie is being pursued. Could the Laird possibly be to blame? Stars Barry Cryer, with Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

The Laird appoints Hamish and Dougal as ghillies to a party of chums up for a week stalking in the Highlands.

Unfortunately he is unable to take part himself, after an earlier stalking incident left him with a restraining order.

The laird appoints Hamish and Dougal as ghillies to a party of chums up for a week of stalking in the Highlands.

Unfortunately he's unable to take part himself...

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

Producer: Jon Naismith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden star as the two Scotsmen famed for their appearances on BBC Radio’s I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

With Alison Steadman as their cleaning-lady-cum-housekeeper, Mrs Naughtie, and Jeremy Hardy as the local Laird.

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The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are all too soon afoot. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

The Laird stands in the local by-election, and Hamish and Dougal decide to run against him.

The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are soon afoot

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are all too soon afoot. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

Comedy series featuring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden

The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are all too soon afoot. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.