You'll Have Had Your Tea

Hamish and Dougal, the two elderly Scotsmen made internationally quite well known from their appearances on the panel game "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue", appear in their own series.

Episodes

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20050419

The Vampire of the Glen: Comedy starring Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden as elderly Scotsmen, Hamish and Dougal. The boys are suspicious when asked to dig a coffin-shaped hole in the Laird's allotment.

20060525

Damien Barr invites Professor Hugh Pennington to play fantasy food fun choosing the guests for a mythical dinner party.

20060601

2/6. Expect plenty of sauce on the side when Damien Barr discovers who Rowan Pelling, ex-Editor of the Erotic Review, has coming to her fantasy food frenzy!

20060608

Founder of The Big Issue, John Bird, conjures up some culinary magic when he cooks up the ultimate feast for the ears with Damien Barr.

20060615

4/6. Damien Barr invites a guest to select the guests for a mythical dinner party. This week, First Minister, Jack MacConnell.

Hogmanay Special20091231 (BBC7)
20101231 (BBC7)

James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden for a New Year's Eve celebration.

James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden's 'Clue' alter egos for a New Year's Eve celebration.

From December 2004.

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James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden for a New Year's Eve celebration.

James Naughtie joins Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden's 'Clue' alter egos for a New Year's Eve celebration.

From December 2004.

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The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

Dougal hosts a soiree featuring Mrs Naughtie performing her Dance of the Seven Voles.

0101The Musical Evening2002122420021228
20061218 (BBC7)
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The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From December 2002.

The elderly Scotsmen invite Mrs Naughtie to perform her amazing Dance of the Seven Voles.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Dougal hosts a soiree featuring Mrs Naughtie performing her Dance of the Seven Voles.

0102The Murder Mystery2002122520021231
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The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amidst some unsavoury rumours.

The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amid some unsavoury rumours.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From December 2002.

What's happened to Mrs Naughtie? And can the rumours about her and the Doctor be true? Hamish and Dougal investigate.

0102The Murder Mystery2002122520021231
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The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amidst some unsavoury rumours.

The elderly Scotsmen probe Mrs Naughtie's odd disappearance amid some unsavoury rumours.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From December 2002.

What's happened to Mrs Naughtie? And can the rumours about her and the Doctor be true? Hamish and Dougal investigate.

0103Romance In The Glen2002122620030101
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Hamish finds a rival in the Laird after falling head over heels for society beauty Lady Caroline Fitz-Neatleigh.

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Hamish finds a rival in the Laird after falling head over heels for society beauty Lady Caroline Fitz-Neatleigh.

0104 LASTThe Shooting Party2002122720030102
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The elderly Scotsmen assist the Laird with armaments for shooting out on the moors.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Hamish and Dougal assist the Laird in summoning up the heavy armaments for an afternoon's shooting on the moors.

0104 LASTThe Shooting Party2002122720030102
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The elderly Scotsmen assist the Laird with armaments for shooting out on the moors.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Hamish and Dougal assist the Laird in summoning up the heavy armaments for an afternoon's shooting on the moors.

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The Scotsmen dig a suspicious a hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

In this episode, our heroes' suspicions are eventually alerted after the laird asks them to dig a hole in his underground allotment big enough to fit a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

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The Scotsmen dig a suspicious hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From February 2004.

The Scotsmen dig a suspicious a hole for a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

In this episode, our heroes' suspicions are eventually alerted after the laird asks them to dig a hole in his underground allotment big enough to fit a coffin-shaped wardrobe.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From February 2004.

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The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents.

The elderly Scotsmen corner Mrs Naughtie to demand that she reveals her hidden talents.

The search is on for the best talent in the glens.

Have Hamish and Dougal got what it takes to enter Fay MacAdemy, the famous highland talent contest.

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The Scotsmen are desperate to utilise Mrs Naughtie's hidden talents.

The elderly Scotsmen corner Mrs Naughtie to demand that she reveals her hidden talents.

The search is on for the best talent in the glens.

Have Hamish and Dougal got what it takes to enter Fay MacAdemy, the famous highland talent contest.

0203The Fitness Club2004031020050421
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The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From March 2004.

Stars Barry Cryer.

The laird challenges Dougal to a MacAthlon, the famous Highland endurance test, which involves swimming Loch Crankie, cycling to the bottom of Ben Kingsley then running the length of Glen Close

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The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon. Stars Barry Cryer.

The Laird challenges Dougal to swim, cycle and run in a MacAthlon.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

From March 2004.

Stars Barry Cryer.

The laird challenges Dougal to a MacAthlon, the famous Highland endurance test, which involves swimming Loch Crankie, cycling to the bottom of Ben Kingsley then running the length of Glen Close

0204The Poison Pen Letters2004031720050426
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The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Hamish and Dougal try to discover the identity of the author of a series of letters that are unsettling their Highland community.

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The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From March 2004.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer.

The elderly Scotsmen investigate who's been snitching with green ink. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Hamish and Dougal try to discover the identity of the author of a series of letters that are unsettling their Highland community.

Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.

Stars Barry Cryer.

0205The Monster In The Loch2004032420050427
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The elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter in the great outdoors. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman. From March 2004.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman.

Hamish and Dougal are out fishing on Loch Jaw when they accidentally hook the Loch Jaw Monster.

Whilst out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter.

Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman.

Stars Barry Cryer.

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While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer.

While out fishing, the elderly Scotsmen have a monstrous encounter. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Alison Steadman.

Hamish and Dougal are out fishing on Loch Jaw when they accidentally hook the Loch Jaw Monster.

0206 LASTTrapped!2004033120050428
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Hamish and Dougal visit London for the very first time and get stuck between floors on an escalator in a well known Oxford Street department store.

The elderly Scotsmen's first trip to London ends in chaos. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, Alison Steadman and Jeremy Hardy. From March 2004.

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Hamish and Dougal visit London for the very first time and get stuck between floors on an escalator in a well known Oxford Street department store.

0301Gambling Fever2006082420140109 (BBC7)

Hamish becomes addicted to gambling after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Hamish becomes addicted to gambling, after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery.

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Hamish becomes addicted to gambling, after winning a free Sporran Cosy in the Glen MacLottery.

0302There's Something About Mrs Naughtie20060831

Mrs Naughtie gains a large inheritance from her mysterious Uncle Nab.

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Mrs Naughtie's news has Hamish, Dougal and the Laird all afluster. Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From August 2006.

Mrs Naughtie gains a large inheritance from her mysterious Uncle Nab.

0303The Subsidence Adventure20060907

Hamish and Dougal advertise their services as 'builders to the gentry'.

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Will Hamish and Dougal make a success of a new business idea? Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden, with Alison Steadman and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

Hamish and Dougal advertise their services as 'builders to the gentry'.

0304Inverurie Jones And The Thimble Of Doom2006091420140130 (BBC7)

Can the two old Scotsmen foil the plans of an incorrigible thief? Stars Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden. From September 2006.

Treasure hunter Inverurie Jones has plundered the local museum.

0304Inverurie Jones And The Thimble Of Doom20060914

Treasure hunter Inverurie Jones has plundered the local museum.

0305Look Who's Stalking2006092120140206 (BBC7)

Mrs Naughtie is being pursued. Could the Laird possibly be to blame? Stars Barry Cryer, with Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

The Laird appoints Hamish and Dougal as ghillies to a party of chums up for a week stalking in the Highlands.

Unfortunately he is unable to take part himself, after an earlier stalking incident left him with a restraining order.

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The Laird appoints Hamish and Dougal as ghillies to a party of chums up for a week stalking in the Highlands.

Unfortunately he is unable to take part himself, after an earlier stalking incident left him with a restraining order.

0306 LASTPorridge Votes20060928

The Laird stands in the local by-election, and Hamish and Dougal decide to run against him.

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The Scotsmen stand against the Laird in the local by-election. Dirty tricks are all too soon afoot. Stars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy. From September 2006.

The Laird stands in the local by-election, and Hamish and Dougal decide to run against him.