By Max Beerbohm.
Dramatised by Michelene Wandor.
Zuleika Dobson can only love a man who does not love her, but everywhere she goes, men fall at her feet.
Then, on a visit to her grandfather, the Warden of Judas College, OXFORD, she meets the haughty Duke of Dorset, who snubs her, and she falls.
But soon the Duke goes the way of all other males, with disastrous, and hilarious, consequences for the entire student population.